“They finally made a documentary about clocks. It’s about time!”
"They're finally making a documentary about the invention of clocks. It's about time!" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by drewtarvin on June 26, 2012. "Did you hear…
“I finally watched the documentary on clocks. It was about time”
"They're finally making a documentary about the invention of clocks. It's about time!" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by drewtarvin on June 26, 2012. "Did you hear…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh no it’s a cop’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh shit it’s the cops’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh no it’s the cops’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
“It’s called quiche because ‘egg pie’ sounds like something you’d look up on Urban Dictionary”
A quiche can be considered an egg pie, but it's seldom called that. "quiche....because 'egg pie' sounds disgusting" was posted on Twitter by Brandon Perdue on January 12,…
“Technically speaking, there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet…”
"Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house" is a jocular saying…
“Learning is so boring unless it’s gossip. Teachers should just start every lecture like…”
A joke about school earning was posted on Twitter by "evil slate" (later just "slate") on October 13, 2022: "learning is so boring unless it’s gossip. teachers should…
“Quiche, because ‘egg pie’ sounds disgusting”
A quiche can be considered an egg pie, but it's seldom called that. "quiche....because 'egg pie' sounds disgusting" was posted on Twitter by Brandon Perdue on January 12,…
“If an illegal immigrant and a child molester get into a fight, is it Alien vs. Predator?”
"Let's have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship. We'll call it 'Aliens vs. Predators'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“A tomato is technically a fruit, but it usually identifies as a vegetable. It’s a transplant”
"Transplant" does not mean "trans plant," but there are jokes. "I'm tired of people telling a tomato is a fruit! It might be a fruit, but maybe it self identifies as a…
“I may forget a lot of things, but drinking coffee will never be one of them”
"I may forget a lot of things, but drinking coffee will never be one of them" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "These days I forget a lot of things but…
“My teacher told me guns kill people. I told her my pencil failed my A levels”
"My teacher told me guns kill people... I told her my pencil failed my math exam" is a saying that has been printed on a popular image. It's not known who created the image. The…
“My attempt to make the perfect halal sandwich failed, when I made a pig’s ear of it”
"My attempt to make the perfect halal sandwich failed, when I made a pig's ear of it....." was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on May 14, 2014. The joke originally was…
“Some people say I’m crazy because I talk to my food. My sauces tell me otherwise”
"Sources" can sound like "sauces." "RT @sickijokes: Some people say I'm crazy because I talk to my food....... My sauces tell me otherwise" was posted on Twitter…
“Knock, knock.”/“Who’s there?”/“Doctor.”/“Doctor who?”
Doctor Who (a British science fiction television series) is included in a popular knock-knock joke. The person at home asks, "Who's there?" The answer is, "Doctor." The…
“A cup of coffee won’t change the world, but it’s a great start”
"A cup of coffee won't change the world, but it's a great start" was posted on Facebook by Don Sabino Coffee & Micromill on August 18, 2020. "A cup of coffee won't…
“Roman numerals to be phased out—not on my watch”
Some people like Roman numerals (and have them on a wristwatch), and others don't like Roman numerals. "Roman Numerals? Not on my watch!" was posted on Twitter by Vadim Revzin on…
“Twitter brought it to my attention that I offended some of you. I apologize. I meant to offend all”
"It's been brought to my attention that I have offended some of you. I apologize, I meant to offend all of you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“It’s been brought to my attention that I have offended some of you. I apologize…”
"It's been brought to my attention that I have offended some of you. I apologize, I meant to offend all of you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…