“Since nobody reads the 5,592 page bills, let’s slip in ‘term limits’”
"Since nobody reads the 5,000 page bills. let's slip in 'term limits'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. If legislators cannot read 5,000-page bills…
“Since nobody reads the 5,000 page bills. let’s slip in ‘term limits’”
"Since nobody reads the 5,000 page bills. let's slip in 'term limits'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. If legislators cannot read 5,000-page bills…
“The Milky Way is a hard place to be if you’re galactose-intolerant”
"Galactose intolerant" is portmanteau of "galaxy" and "lactose intolerant," and it's often used in puns with "Milky Way." "I can't even look…
“You’ll never find justice in a world where criminals make all the rules”
"You'll never find justice in a world where criminals make all the rules" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You will never find justice in a world where…
“What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?”/“A coconut on vacation.”
A silly riddle is: Q: What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A: A coconut on vacation. The popular riddle has been cited in printed since at least 1988, when it was included in The Big Book of…
“You’ll never find justice in a land where criminals make all the rules”
"You'll never find justice in a world where criminals make all the rules" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You will never find justice in a world where…
“You will never find justice in a world where criminals make the laws”
"You'll never find justice in a world where criminals make all the rules" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You will never find justice in a world where…
“You will never find justice in a world where criminals make the law”
"You'll never find justice in a world where criminals make all the rules" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You will never find justice in a world where…
“You’ll never find justice in a country where criminals make the rules”
"You'll never find justice in a world where criminals make all the rules" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You will never find justice in a world where…
“When the plane door shuts and there’s still an empty seat next to you”
"When the plane door shuts and there’s still an empty seat next to you" (with a picture of a relieved person) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Cabin doors closed…
“When the flight attendants close the cabin doors and the seat next to you is still empty”
"When the plane door shuts and there’s still an empty seat next to you" (with a picture of a relieved person) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Cabin doors closed…
“When the airplane door shuts & the seat next to you is open it feels like you just won the lottery”
"When the plane door shuts and there’s still an empty seat next to you" (with a picture of a relieved person) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Cabin doors closed…
“I am currently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour”
"I am currently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFS per hour" (WTF = What The Fuck) is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several minor variations. "is…
“When someone asks what my dream job is. Literally nothing. Who dreams to have a job…”
"When someone asks what my dream job is. Literally nothing.Who dreams to have a job. My only passion is to travel and eat good food" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour”
"I am currently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFS per hour" (WTF = What The Fuck) is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several minor variations. "is…
“I’m here experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour”
"I am currently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFS per hour" (WTF = What The Fuck) is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several minor variations. "is…
“I like my steak so rare…a good vet could bring it back to life”
"I like my steak so rare...a good vet could bring it back to life" is a food saying that has been printed on a popular image. "At the last black tie function I attended, the meat was…
“Food for thought: Wouldn’t it be ironic if Popeye’s Chicken was fried in Olive Oil?”
"Food for thought: Wouldn't it be ironic if Popeye's Chicken was fried in Olive Oil?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Popeyes is a fried chicken fast…
“They cheated in the last election. Better vote them out this time”
"They cheated in the last election. Better vote them out this time" is an elections joke that has been printed on a popular image. The meme was posted on Twitter by Gene719 on April 20,…
“Cashier wanted. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience”
"Cashier wanted. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience" is a jocular sign posting -- probably a typo for "2 years experience." The sign was posted on both iFunny and…