“Tread on those who tread on you”
Marvin Heemeyer (1951-2004) had a dispute with the town of Granby, Colorado, and he didn't see any way that it was being resolved. He bought a bulldozer (dubbed the "Killdozer") and…
“Cheez-Its are just Goldfish for adults”
Cheez-It and Cheese Nips have been compared to Goldfish crackers. "Am I the only person who hates Cheez-It's? They're like a nastier, square version of goldfish" was posted on…
“Silence is better than bullshit”
"Silence is better than bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Silence is better than bullshit" is a track by the group Blade from the album The Lion Goes…
“I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas”
"I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Boldomatic on June 20, 2013.…
“Silence is always better than bullshit”
"Silence is better than bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Silence is better than bullshit" is a track by the group Blade from the album The Lion Goes…
“Cheese Nips are just Goldfish for adults”
Cheez-It and Cheese Nips have been compared to Goldfish crackers. "Am I the only person who hates Cheez-It's? They're like a nastier, square version of goldfish" was posted on…
“If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, you technically only had one piece”
"If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, you technically only had one piece" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Reddit --…
“Some Old Indian Wisdom… ‘Silence is always better than bullshit’”
"Silence is better than bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Silence is better than bullshit" is a track by the group Blade from the album The Lion Goes…
“Cheez-Its are just adult Goldfish”
Cheez-It and Cheese Nips have been compared to Goldfish crackers. "Am I the only person who hates Cheez-It's? They're like a nastier, square version of goldfish" was posted on…
“Never let people who have done nothing tell you how to do anything”
"Never let people who have done nothing tell you how to do anything" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Politicians are usually shown in the image. Twitter…
“Crazy fact #274: Eating 3 pizzas a day is more healthy for you than being dead”
"Crazy fact #274: Eating 3 pizzas a day is more healthy for you than being dead" and "Fact: Drinking beer every day is healthier for you than being dead" and "Fun Fact:…
“Fun Fact: Drinking whiskey is still healthier than being dead”
"Crazy fact #274: Eating 3 pizzas a day is more healthy for you than being dead" and "Fact: Drinking beer every day is healthier for you than being dead" and "Fun Fact:…
“Never let someone who has done nothing tell you how to do anything”
"Never let people who have done nothing tell you how to do anything" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Politicians are usually shown in the image. Twitter…
“Fact: Drinking beer every day is healthier for you than being dead”
"Crazy fact #274: Eating 3 pizzas a day is more healthy for you than being dead" and "Fact: Drinking beer every day is healthier for you than being dead" and "Fun Fact:…
“Thank you, Cheese Nips, for being a delicious cracker & not the name of a strip club in Wisconsin”
Cheese Nips is the name of a cheese-flavored cracker. The product has nothing to do with nipples, but there are jokes. "Thank you, cheese nips, for being delicious crackers and not the name of…
“Calling your life a journey doesn’t make it any less of a disaster”
“Calling your life a journey doesn’t make it any less of a disaster” was posted on Twitter by Eva on February 15, 2018. It's not known who originated the saying. It's often stated…
“Pringles chips tubes need to be more like push pops. We have the technology!”
Pringles potato chips have a tube that cannot accommodate the human hand. Some people have suggested "push up" technology. This was posted on Twitter by Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) on…
“Zucchini noodles are a fun replacement for pasta if you want to not enjoy your meal anymore”
Zucchini noodles might be good for you nutritionally, but many people find them dull. This was posted on Twitter by Janet Forklift on October 17, 2019, and again on Twitter on June 16, 2020:…
“Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a husband who isn’t funny but has a good job”
Zucchini noodles might be good for you nutritionally, but many people find them dull. This was posted on Twitter by Janet Forklift on October 17, 2019, and again on Twitter on June 16, 2020:…
“I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy. I’m galactose intolerant”
"Galactose intolerant" is portmanteau of "galaxy" and "lactose intolerant," and it's often used in puns with "Milky Way." "I can't even look…