“The early bird can have the worm. I’ll take coffee”
"The early bird gets the worm" is a proverb dating from at least the 17th century. It means that whoever does something first has the best chance of success. However, most people want an…
“Tried the pay phone, but used my donor card instead of my calling card. It cost me an arm and a leg”
Some people get the cards in their wallet mixed up. "I was soooo pissed I went to call a cab from the phone box and put in me donor card instead of me phone card.....cost me an arm and a…
“Just accidentally put my donor card into the ATM machine. It cost me an arm and a leg”
Some people get the cards in their wallet mixed up. "I was soooo pissed I went to call a cab from the phone box and put in me donor card instead of me phone card.....cost me an arm and a…
“When you said ‘friends with benefits,’ I assumed you owned a donut shop”
"When you said 'friends with benefits,' I assumed you owned a liquor store" -- or taco truck, or coffee shop -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“When you said ‘friends with benefits,’ I assumed you owned a liquor store”
"When you said 'friends with benefits,' I assumed you owned a liquor store" -- or taco truck, or coffee shop -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“When you said ‘friends with benefits,’ I assumed you owned a taco truck”
"When you said 'friends with benefits,' I assumed you owned a liquor store" -- or taco truck, or coffee shop -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“When you said ‘friends with benefits,’ I assumed you owned a bookstore”
"When you said 'friends with benefits,' I assumed you owned a liquor store" -- or taco truck, or coffee shop -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“When you said ‘friends with benefits,’ I assumed you owned a coffee shop”
"When you said 'friends with benefits,' I assumed you owned a liquor store" -- or taco truck, or coffee shop -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing ruins Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“The worst part about Friday is realizing it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Socialism for dummies: Everything is free, and we’re all out of it!”
"Socialism for dummies: 'Everything is free...but we're all out of it'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "Socialism for…
“Socialism for dummies: ‘Everything is free…but we’re all out of it’”
"Socialism for dummies: 'Everything is free...but we're all out of it'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "Socialism for…
“Teachers should wear body cams like police so parents can see how their children act..”
"Teachers should wear body cams like police so parents can see how their children act.." is a saying that has been printed on many images. Usually, the first half of the saying would…
“The worst part about Friday is realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing ruins Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
Big Apple Hot Dogs (UK hot dogs, 2010-present)
Big Apple Hot Dogs are based in the United Kingdom, and were established in 2010. Hot dogs are sold at a hot dog cart, or through the website. Big Apple Hot Dogs are New York-style hot dogs. Big…