“There is no law so trivial that the state won’t kill you to enforce it”
"There is no law so trivial that the cops/government/police/state won't kill you to enforce it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "WHENEVER YOU SAY "THERE…
“I hate words that are the same, but are pronounced differently like read and read, live and live, taxation and theft”
“I hate words that are the same, but are pronounced differently like read and read, live and live, taxation and theft” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I HATE…
“Dear cancel culture, Aim higher, go for the IRS”
"Dear cancel culture, Aim higher, go for the IRS" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Dear cancel culture twitter please go after the IRS next. Thank you"…
“How did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?”
"How did a generation raised on South Park and family guy become so offended by everything" was posted on X/Twitter by lex del rey (@lexintheA) on February 23, 2019. (The tweet had over…
“You can do it.—Coffee”
"You can do it! -- Coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "'You can do it.' - coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Taylor Adams on July 21,…
“Paying more taxes to the government will not change the weather”
"Paying more taxes to the government will not change the weather" is a saying that has been printed on an image. A carbon tax is one way to pay more taxes to the government to --…
“No, things aren’t getting worse. They’re just getting more obvious”
"No, things aren't getting worse. They're just getting more obvious" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "things are not getting worse, they are getting…
“Politics: the art of using euphemisms, lies, emotionalism and fear-mongering to dupe average people…”
"Someone just asked me for my definition of 'politics.' Here it is: "Politics: the art of using euphemisms, lies, emotionalism and fear-mongering to dupe average people into…
“What causes poverty? Nothing. It’s the original state, the default and starting point…”
"What causes poverty? Nothing. It's the original state, the default and starting point. The real question is, What causes prosperity?" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Nobody supports you like a social media friend that you never met”
"Nobody supports you like a social media friend that you/you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This support is superficial, of course. "Nobody…
“Nobody supports you like a social media friend that you’ve never met”
"Nobody supports you like a social media friend that you/you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This support is superficial, of course. "Nobody…
“What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sunscreen factory? Reapply!”
"I applied for a job at a sunscreen factory. Unfortunately, I didn't get it. No worries. I'm going to re-apply" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Kim Harman on September…
“I went for a job at a suntan lotion factory. I didn’t get it, but I’m going to reapply”
"I applied for a job at a sunscreen factory. Unfortunately, I didn't get it. No worries. I'm going to re-apply" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Kim Harman on September…
“It’s amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over”
"It's amazing how much I accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over" (or "It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the…
“It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over”
"It's amazing how much I accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over" (or "It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the…
“Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea”
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings" is a famous line at the end of the film It's a Wondeful Life (1946). "Every time a/the Taco Bell rings, an angel gets…
“Every time Taco Bell rings, an angel gets the runs”
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings" is a famous line at the end of the film It's a Wondeful Life (1946). "Every time a/the Taco Bell rings, an angel gets…
“Every time the Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea”
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings" is a famous line at the end of the film It's a Wondeful Life (1946). "Every time a/the Taco Bell rings, an angel gets…
“Taxes are the price we pay to fund the things that you protest against”
"Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society" is a classic saying, although many people disagree with this saying. "Taxes are the price we/you pay to fund the things that you…
“Taxes are the price you pay to fund the things that you protest against”
"Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society" is a classic saying, although many people disagree with this saying. "Taxes are the price we/you pay to fund the things that you…