“If there’s a vegetable emergency, Kale 911”
"If there’s a vegetable emergency, Kale 911" was posted on Facebook by Katy Haseley to the group Home Groan Puns on January 30, 2024. This is a pun on "call 911," the…
“Cheese dip is thicker than blood” (joke)
“Blood is thicker than water” is an old saying than means that family (blood) is more important than friends (water). A joke version of the proverb was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Guns don’t kill people. Planned Parenthood does”
“Guns don’t kill people—people kill people” is a popular saying from at least 1959. "Guns don't kill people. Planned Parenthood kills people" is a variation of the saying…
“Shopping like it’s 1999”
"I don't wanna party like it's 1999. i wanna grocery shop like it's 1999" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Party like it's 1999" is a line…
“Guns don’t kill people. Planned Parenthood kills people”
“Guns don’t kill people—people kill people” is a popular saying from at least 1959. "Guns don't kill people. Planned Parenthood kills people" is a variation of the saying…
“I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to grocery shop like it’s 1999”
"I don't wanna party like it's 1999. i wanna grocery shop like it's 1999" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Party like it's 1999" is a line…
“People who need leaders aren’t fit to choose them”
"Those who need leaders are not qualified to choose them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, according to the speaker, someone who needs a leader is weak and is…
“I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999. I wanna go grocery shopping like it’s 1999”
"I don't wanna party like it's 1999. i wanna grocery shop like it's 1999" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Party like it's 1999" is a line…
“I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999. I wanna grocery shop like it’s 1999”
"I don't wanna party like it's 1999. i wanna grocery shop like it's 1999" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Party like it's 1999" is a line…
“Shop like it’s 1999”
"I don't wanna party like it's 1999. i wanna grocery shop like it's 1999" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Party like it's 1999" is a line…
“Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now”
"Being an adult is a little (bit) out of my price range right now" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Being an adult is a little out of my price range right…
“My gun is not a threat unless you are”
"My gun is not a threat unless you are" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "My gun is not a threat. Unless you are" was posted on Facebook by Joe Nicosia…
“Being alive is a little out of my price range right now”
"Being alive is a little out of my price range" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The cost of being alive is wayyyy out of my price range" was posted on…
“Being alive is a little out of my price range rn”
"Being alive is a little out of my price range" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The cost of being alive is wayyyy out of my price range" was posted on…
“Being alive is a little bit out of my price range right now”
"Being alive is a little out of my price range" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The cost of being alive is wayyyy out of my price range" was posted on…
“Being an adult is a little bit out of my price range right now”
"Being an adult is a little (bit) out of my price range right now" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Being an adult is a little out of my price range right…
“Those who would give up essential Pizza, to purchase a little temporary Abs, deserve neither Pizza nor Abs”
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" was said by Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) on November 11, 1755.…
“If you think shoplifting is bad, you should see what our government is doing”
"If you think this is bad, you should see what our government is up to" and "If you think this is bad, you should see what the government is doing" are sayings that have been…
“Those who give up pizza to get little temporary abs, deserve neither pizza, nor abs.—Benjamin Franklin”
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" was said by Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) on November 11, 1755.…
“None of our leaders are punished for lying. Instead, regular people are punished for telling the truth”
"None of our leaders are punished for lying. Instead, regular people are punished for telling the truth. That was part of our conversation with Hungarian leader Balázs Orbán. It happened…