Rise In Power (RIP)
“Rise in power” is sometimes used instead of “rest in peace” (from Latin Requiescat in pace) to respect someone who has died. “Rest in power” has been used by the African American…
“Fake bacon is for people who think eating meat is murder, but still like the taste of murder”
"Fake bacon is for people who think eating meat is murder but still like the taste of murder" (or ""Fake bacon: for people who think eating meat is murder but still like the…
“I will never understand some people’s fascination with their ancestry. Isn’t knowing your current family bad enough?”
Many people want to research their ancestry. "will never understand people's fascination with their ancestry, isn't knowing your current family bad enough" was posted on…
“Been 6 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Guess it’s time to go there personally and check what’s the problem”
Many people buy a gym membership, but don't find the time to go. A joke about this became popular in 2019 and has been printed on many images. "It’s been 4 months since I joined the gym…
“It’s been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. Tomorrow I’m going there in person to see what’s going on”
Many people buy a gym membership, but don't find the time to go. A joke about this became popular in 2019 and has been printed on many images. "It’s been 4 months since I joined the gym…
“Smile. It’s Friday”
"Smile. It's Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the last work day of the week. "S-M-I-L-E IT'S FRIDAY" was printed in the…
“So I need a uterus to have an opinion about women’s health, but not to compete in women’s sports”
"So I need a uterus to have an opinion about women's health, but not to compete in women's sports" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Some people believe that…
“Income tax: the fine you pay for not being quite the person your ancestor was”
Modern Americans pay taxes that the American revolutionary patriots probably would have fought against. "Income tax: the fine you pay for not being quite the person your ancestor was" is…
“Wind chimes are made from the metallic bones of robots that tried to overthrow us…”
“Fun Fact! Wind chimes are made from the metallic bones of robots that tried to overthrow us. Hang them outside your house as a warning to the others” is a jocular saying that has been printed…
“It helps if you imagine autocorrect as a tiny little elf in your phone who’s trying so hard to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk”
Autocorrect tries to be helpful, but often gets things very wrong. This was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Marshall Smith on November 11, 2018: "It helps if you imagine autocorrect as a tiny…
“It’s a leap year so whatever you do today won’t show up on social media memories for another four years”
"It’s a leap year so whatever you do tomorrow/today won’t show up on social media memories for another four years. Go big or go home 😂" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“The real ‘problem’ with guns is too few people carry one”
Some people believe that America has a gun problem of too many guns, but gun advocates disagree. "AMERICA'S GUN PROBLEM? TOO FEW PEOPLE CARRY ONE" (shown on an image) was posted on…
“The problem with guns is too few people carry one”
Some people believe that America has a gun problem of too many guns, but gun advocates disagree. "AMERICA'S GUN PROBLEM? TOO FEW PEOPLE CARRY ONE" (shown on an image) was posted on…
“The real gun problem is, too few good people carry a good one”
Some people believe that America has a gun problem of too many guns, but gun advocates disagree. "AMERICA'S GUN PROBLEM? TOO FEW PEOPLE CARRY ONE" (shown on an image) was posted on…
“The real problem with the upcoming election is that one of them is going to win”
"The real problem with the upcoming election is (that) one of them is going to win" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke became popular for the 2016 U.S.…
“I didn’t get the job hypnotising chickens. I failed the hen trance exam”
Many jobs have entrance exams. This joke was posted by many people on X/Twitter and Facebook on January 30, 2022: "I didn’t get the job hypnotising chickens. I failed the hen trance…
“When I’m at Chipotle, l always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito…”
When someone at a food establishment orders one scoop of something, it's often a large scoop. However, when they order two scoops, they often get two smaller scoops. To prevent this, they…
“We don’t need to justify why we should be allowed to do something…”
"We don’t need to justify why we should be allowed to do something. Government must justify why we should be prohibited" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying has…
“It’s a leap year so whatever you do tomorrow won’t show up on social media memories for another four years”
"It’s a leap year so whatever you do tomorrow/today won’t show up on social media memories for another four years. Go big or go home 😂" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature”
In the fairy tale of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears," the bears made porridge that Goldilocks ate. This comment was posted on X/Twitter by Adam on March 22, 2021: "I find it hard to…