“Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?”
"Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, moms who used to sell cosmetics(Avon) are now selling their bodies for…
“Remember back before OnlyFans, when our moms sold Avon and Tupperware?”
"Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, moms who used to sell cosmetics(Avon) are now selling their bodies for…
“Just put salt on the napkin in this bar so the napkin doesn’t stick to the bottom of my drink…”
"To keep your beer glass or mug from sticking to your bar napkin, sprinkle a little salt on the napkin before you set your glass down" was posted on X/Twitter by Happyhourguys on March…
“I saw an Irish dancing show today called Streamdance. It’s not quite as good as Riverdance, but then it is only a tributary act”
Are there any dance shows similar to Riverdance? "I saw an Irish dancing show today called 'Streamdance'. It's not quite as good as 'Riverdance', but then it is only a…
“Solar eclipse glasses for sale. Only worn once”
Many people get special glasses to view an eclipse. But then, what happens to the glasses? "For sale: Eclipse glasses. Only used once" was posted on Facebook by Victor Montoya on May 20,…
“Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won’t be necessary”
Many food products come in resealable packaging. The joke is when someone eats the entire package and the resealable feature is not necessary. "Cadburys Clusters come in a resealable pack.…
“Giant sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.”
Many food products come in resealable packaging. The joke is when someone eats the entire package and the resealable feature is not necessary. "Cadburys Clusters come in a resealable pack.…
“I love having a job, I just hate going”
"I love having a job, I just hate going" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on several images. "I love having a job, I just hate working" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“If anything I post offends you, blame your parents for raising a little bitch”
"If anything I post offends you, blame your parents for raising a little bitch" and "If anything I post on my page offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy" are…
“If anything on the internet offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy”
"If anything I post offends you, blame your parents for raising a little bitch" and "If anything I post on my page offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy" are…
“If anything I post on my page offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy”
"If anything I post offends you, blame your parents for raising a little bitch" and "If anything I post on my page offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy" are…
Big Apple Airline (New York Air nickname, 1980-1987)
New York Air was a low-cost airline, based at based at Hangar 5 at LaGuardia Airport in Flushing, Queens, New York, that operated from 1980 to 1987. It was sometimes called the "Big Apple…
“My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything”
"My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything" (or "My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything") is a food saying that has been printed…
“Garlic powder goes on everything”
"My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything" (or "My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything") is a food saying that has been printed…
“Onion and garlic powder go on everything”
"My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything" (or "My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything") is a food saying that has been printed…
“Onion powder and garlic powder go on everything”
"My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything" (or "My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything") is a food saying that has been printed…
“Garlic and onion powder go on everything”
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“Garlic powder and onion powder go on everything”
"My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything" (or "My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything") is a food saying that has been printed…
“Sarcasm is just intelligence dipped in hot sauce”
"Sarcasm is just intelligence dipped in hot sauce" was posted on X/Twitter by Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey on April 7, 2024. The saying means that sarcasm is intelligence with…
“Sarcasm is just intelligence with extra gravy”
"Sarcasm is just intelligence with extra gravy" was posted on X/Twitter by Bliss Beach on November 28 2014. The saying means that sarcasm is intelligence with a little extra flavor. Other…