“Best Fortune cookie ever: ‘Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher. Ask manager for application’”

A fortune cookie joke was posted on Facebook by Deidrè de Saldanha (and many others) on June 19, 2012:
 
“Best Fortune cookie ever: ‘Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher. Ask manager for application.’”
 
   
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Deidrè de Saldanha Rosalind Sarlie Bennett
June 19, 2012 at 2:32 AM ·
Best Fortune cookie ever: “Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher. Ask manager for application.”
 
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Curtis Wasilewski
@curtiswaz69
Best Fortune cookie ever: “Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher. Ask manager for application.”
3:57 AM · Jun 19, 2012
   
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Christopher Martin
June 19, 2012 at 9:09 AM · Cudahy, WI ·
Best Fortune cookie ever: “Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher. Ask manager for application.”
 
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Jay Foster
June 19, 2012 at 11:31 AM ·
Best Fortune cookie ever: “Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher. Ask manager for application.”
       
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April Stokes
@aprilstokeeper
Best Fortune cookie ever: ‘Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher. Ask manager for application.’
7:53 PM · Oct 6, 2016
 
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Jim Latae
@jimchocolatae
Best Fortune cookie ever: “Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher. Ask manager for application.”
1:52 PM · Jan 23, 2019
 
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K Tate
@Kman8675
Best Fortune cookie ever: “Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher. Ask manager for application.
11:44 AM · Jun 19, 2020
 
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
My Fortune Cookie: “Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher. Ask manager for application.”
7:41 AM · Jun 19, 2024