“If you don’t like tacos and tequila, I’m nacho type”
“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type” is a jocular food saying. "If you don't like tacos and tequila (shots), I'm nacho type" is an extended saying that has been…
“If you don’t like tacos and tequila shots, I’m nacho type”
“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type” is a jocular food saying. "If you don't like tacos and tequila (shots), I'm nacho type" is an extended saying that has been…
“If you don’t like tequila, I’m nacho type”
“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type” is a jocular food saying. "If you don't like tacos and tequila (shots), I'm nacho type" is an extended saying that has been…
“If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t quit my job. I’d just act like an asshole until they fired me”
"If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. There are several slight variations.…
“If I won the lottery, I’d still keep my job so that I could be insufferably obnoxious until I’m fired”
"If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. There are several slight variations.…
“If I won the Powerball, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired”
"If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. There are several slight variations.…
“If I won the lotto, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired”
"If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. There are several slight variations.…
“If I won the lottery, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired”
"If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. There are several slight variations.…
“I don’t think coffee even wakes me up anymore, I just like the idea of having coffee”
"I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore, I just like the idea of having coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Shafeeq on February 17, 2023, and received over 7,400 likes. The…
“I still miss that part of 2020 when it was illegal for anyone to come near me”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic in 2020 had one good aspect, according to some people. The social distancing rules kept other people at a distance. "I still miss that part of the pandemic…
“I still miss that part of the pandemic where it was illegal for anybody to be anywhere near me”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic in 2020 had one good aspect, according to some people. The social distancing rules kept other people at a distance. "I still miss that part of the pandemic…
“Normalize booing in the workplace”
"Normalize booing in the workplace" was posted on X/Twitter by *sigh*clops on May 24, 2024, and this received over 64,000 likes. The idea had been thought of before. "Normalize…
“I can’t stand people who blame everyone else for their problems. I’d be successful and happy by now if it wasn’t for them”
"I can't stand people who blame everyone else for their problems. I'd be successful and happy by now if it wasn't for them" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter…
“I don’t understand why people say hurtful things, like ‘Want to go for a run?’ or ‘Try this kale’”
"I don’t understand why people say hurtful things, like 'Want to go for a run?' or 'Try this kale'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me”
"If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. There are several slight variations.…
“idk how to explain this but Thursday, October and 8:00 PM are all the same”
"idk how to explain this but Thursday, October and 8:00 PM are all the same" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The connection is that the week (days), year (months) or day…
“Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread”
"Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread" is a sarcastic work saying -- usually on Monday morning -- that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Your $10 meal will arrive in 30 minutes for $57.86. Thanks for using DoorDash”
Delivery cost (such as DoorDash or SkipTheDishes) can add significantly to the cost of food. "Your $10 meal will arrive in 30 minutes for $53.89. Thanks for using door dash" was posted on…
“Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please. Cashier: That’s chocolate cake”
A chocolate layer cake has sometimes been called "goth lasagna." "Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please. Cashier: That's chocolate cake" is a jocular saying that has…
“Chocolate cake is just goth lasagna”
A chocolate layer cake has sometimes been called "goth lasagna." "Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please. Cashier: That's chocolate cake" is a jocular saying that has…