“*People dying in horror movies* Me: but is the dog ok???”
Many pet lovers cannot watch a movie where a pet dies. "*People dying in horror movies* Me: but is the dog ok???" is a meme that has been printed on many images. "*people dying in…
“I can’t watch a movie where a dog dies, but I will watch a serial killer documentary where 27 people are murdered to relax at night”
Many pet lovers cannot watch a movie where a pet dies. "I can't watch a movie where a dog dies, but I will watch a serial killer documentary where 27 people are murdered to relax at…
“Dogs do not believe in Daylight Savings Time”
"Dogs do not believe in Daylight Savings Time" (or "Cats don't believe in Daylight Savings Time") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pets want to be fed at…
“Clocks go back this weekend, hopefully back to when we could afford life”
"Clocks go back this weekend, hopefully back to when we could afford groceries/life" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Clocks go back this weekend, hopefully to when…
“Clocks go back this weekend, hopefully back to when we could afford groceries”
"Clocks go back this weekend, hopefully back to when we could afford groceries/life" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Clocks go back this weekend, hopefully to when…
“Cats don’t believe in Daylight Savings Time”
"Dogs do not believe in Daylight Savings Time" (or "Cats don't believe in Daylight Savings Time") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pets want to be fed at…
“Clocks fall back one hour this weekend. Get an extra hour of sleep! UNLESS YOU HAVE A CAT!”
"Clocks fall back one hour this Weekend. Get an extra hour of sleep!!! Unless you have a dog!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pets want to be fed at the same time, and…
“Dog Fact #42: Dogs do not believe in Daylight Savings Time”
"Dogs do not believe in Daylight Savings Time" (or "Cats don't believe in Daylight Savings Time") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pets want to be fed at…
“Thanks to the people that said it’s fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead”
Should pets be allowed in bed? This joke was posted on Facebook by John Booth (and others) on October 10, 2021: "Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your…
“Brown things are very beautiful, like coffee, someone’s skin and eyes”
"Brown things are very beautiful, like coffee and someone’s eyes" i a saying that has been pinted on many images Authoship is unknown. "Brown things are very beautiful, like…
“Brown things are very beautiful, like coffee and someone’s eyes”
"Brown things are very beautiful, like coffee and someone’s eyes" i a saying that has been pinted on many images Authoship is unknown. "Brown things are very beautiful, like…
“Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account”
"Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people sign into their…
“I keep seeing printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye. It’s my peripheral vision”
Peripheral vision has nothing to do with computer peripheral devices, but there are jokes. "Out of the corner of my eye, I can see a webcam and printer. It's my peripheral vision.…
“A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up”
"Shutter" sounds like "shut her," and there are photography jokes. "You can lead a wife to a camera, but you can't shutter up" was posted on the newsgroup…
“Life without coffee is like something without something…sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet”
"A morning without coffee is like something without something else," "A day without coffee is like something without something" and "Life without coffee is like something…
“Please do not smile at strangers” (subway sign)
"Please do not smile at strangers" is a New York City subway sign that has been printed on many images. The sign was installed by art students in February 2011 in Manhattan at the 14th…
“Life without coffee is like something without something”
"A morning without coffee is like something without something else," "A day without coffee is like something without something" and "Life without coffee is like something…
“A morning without coffee is like something without something else”
"A morning without coffee is like something without something else," "A day without coffee is like something without something" and "Life without coffee is like something…
“A day without coffee is like something without something”
"A morning without coffee is like something without something else," "A day without coffee is like something without something" and "Life without coffee is like something…
“Monday without coffee is like something without something”
"A morning without coffee is like something without something else," "A day without coffee is like something without something" and "Life without coffee is like something…