“MILF Man I Love Frybread”
"MILF Man I Love Frybread" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." "MILF Man I Love…
“IDGAF I Don’t Give Away Frybread”
"IDGAF I Don't Give Away Frybread" is a jocular saying. "IDGAF" usually stands for "I Don't Give A Fuck." "IDGAF! -I Don't Give Away…
“I wish I was as skinny as when I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“I wish I was as thin as I was when I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“Remember those who served before. Remember those who are no more…” (Memorial Day poem)
"On This Memorial Day" by Emily Toma was published by Family Friend Poems in June 2014: "Remember those who served before.Remember those who are no more.Remember those who serve…
“Saw a pack of gummy worms that read ‘No artificial flavor’...”
Gummy worms do not taste like read worms, and there's a humorous comment about that. "Saw a pack of gummy worms that read 'No artificial flavor.' Who buys gummy worms hoping…
“Has anyone got any tips on cooking asparagus?”
"Anyone got any Tips on cooking asparagus?" was posted on Twitter by Sam Poullain on February 7, 2011. "got any tips on cooking asparagus? :)" was posted on Twitter by mike on…
“Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful”
"Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful" -- replacing "fire" with "wine" in the song "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" --…
“The weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful”
"Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful" -- replacing "fire" with "wine" in the song "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" --…
“Why can’t Christians do trigonometry?”/“Cos Jesus took away their sin.”
"Sine" shouldn't be confused with "sin," but there's a trigonometry and Christianity joke. "Why are christians not able to do trigonometry? Because Jesus took…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“To change sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“It was working for the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“To get to the other spies.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“It was fowl play.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“What did the full glass of water say to the empty glass?”/“You look drunk.”
Is an empty glass drunk? "What did the full glass say to the empty glass? 'You look drunk'"" was posted on Twitter by 𝑀𝒾𝒸𝓀 on June 18, 2019. "What did the…
“House salad implies the existence of a drum and bass salad”
A "house salad" is the regular salad of an American restaurant. It's not made of a house or served to a house. "House salads imply the existence of apartment and condominium…
“House salad implies the existence of apartment salad”
A "house salad" is the regular salad of an American restaurant. It's not made of a house or served to a house. "House salads imply the existence of apartment and condominium…
“Tartar sauce implies the existence of Mongol sauce”
There is tartar sauce, but there is no "Mongol sauce." "how did the Tartar's a raiding people get their own sauce? wtf is mongol sauce? viking sauce?" was posted on Twitter…
“What did the full glass say to the empty glass?”/“You look drunk!”
Is an empty glass drunk? "What did the full glass say to the empty glass? 'You look drunk'"" was posted on Twitter by 𝑀𝒾𝒸𝓀 on June 18, 2019. "What did the…