“Don’t cry over spilt milk. It could have been whiskey”
To "cry over spilt milk" is to worry about an unfortunate event that already happened (when it is too late to change the event). "Don't cry over spilt milk. It could have been…
“Friday is my second favorite F word. My first is food. Definitely food”
"Friday is my second favorite F word" is a jocular Friday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2010. "Friday is my second…
“Now I lay me down to sleep. A bottle of vodka at my feet…”
"Now I lay me down to sleep" is a classic children's bedtime prayer. A vodka version is: "Now I lay me down to sleepA bottle of vodka at me feetIf I shall die before I wakeTell…
“I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly”
"I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Benji…
“Running is a mental sport and we are all insane”
"Running is a mental sport and we are all insane" is a jocular one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2005. 14…
“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday”
"There's no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday" is a start-of-the-work-week saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September…
“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes”
"Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes" is a positive Monday back-to-work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on December…
“Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly”
"Monday must be a man. It comes too fast/quickly/soon" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday must be a man it comes too soon?" was posted on…
“What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?”/“Sinko de Mayo.”
A popular Cinco de Mayo riddle is: Q: What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?A: Sinko de Mayo. The Cinco/Sinko de Mayo pun was posted on Twitter on November 26, 2012. Wikipedia: Cinco de…
“Running is like coffee, I’m much nicer after I’ve had one”
"Running is like coffee, I'm much nicer after I've had one" is a one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 30, 2014.…
“My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not”
"My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "My neighbors listen to great music. Whether they…
“Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three?”/“Because a sign says ‘No Trespassing.’”
A riddle about border crossings is: Q: Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three?A: Because the sign says "No Trespassing." "Tres" is the Spanish word for…
“What kind of magic does a vegan wizard use?”/“Soycery.”
"Soycery" (soy + sorcery) was printed in a riddle published on Reddit -- Jokes on April 27, 2017: Q: What kind of magic does a vegan wizard use?A: Soycery. The "soycery"…
“Persist Until Success Happens” (“push” backronym)
"Persevere/Persist/Pray/Press Until Something/Success Happens" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "push" that has been printed on many images. "Pray until Something…
“While I was running today, I heard someone clapping. It was my thighs cheering me on”
"While I was running today, I heard someone clapping. Then I realized it was just my thighs cheering me on" is a jocular running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying…
“Monday is one of my favorite days of the week—my 7th favorite”
"Monday is one of my favorite days of the week -- my 7th favorite" is a jocular one-line saying about Monday that has been printed on several images. "Monday is one of my favourite…
“Don’t just chase your dreams. Run them down”
"Don't just chase your dreams. Run them down" is a motivational saying that has been printed on an image. "Best t-shirt saying at Green Lake this morning: Don't chase your…
“Running is like coffee, I’m much nicer after I’ve had one”
"Running is like coffee, I'm much nicer after I've had one" is a one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 30, 2014.…
“The driver is safer when the roads are dry. The roads are safer when the driver is dry”
"The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The driver feels safer when the roads are…
“My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not”
"My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "My neighbors listen to great music. Whether they…