“A knight in shining armor is a man who’s never had his metal truly tested”
"A knight in shining armor is a man who's never had his metal truly tested" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one must go…
“Don’t put the key to your happiness in someone else’s pocket”
"Don't/Never put the/your key to happiness in someone else's pocket" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "'Don't put the key to your…
“What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down stairs?”/“A condescending con descending.”
A popular pun is: Q: What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down stairs?A: A condescending con descending. "A condescending con descending" was a "Cryptoquip" puzzle…
“You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have”
"You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on…
“How’s your day going? Here’s a good way to tell: Is it ‘already’ 2:00pm or ‘only’ 2:00pm?”
Someone with a slow work day and who is counting the hours might say that it is "only 2 p.m.," but someone with a busy work day might say that it is "already 2 p.m." A popular…
“I need to find a way to be asleep, but still get all my work done”
"I need to find a way to be asleep. but still get all my work done" is a jocular one-line work saying. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 9, 2010. TwitterAlex @superhiceeI…
“It’s funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies”
"It’s funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies" is a jocular one-line saying that shows how disliked pennies are. "Funny how the change jar slowly becomes all…
Fraudcast (fraud + broadcast); Fraudcasting; Fraudcaster
A "fraudcast" (fraud + broadcast) is whatever someone believes to be a fraudulent broadcast. For example, someone in the political left wing or right wing might find a broadcast from the…
“If they don’t chase you when you walk away, keep walking”
"If they don't chase you when you walk away, keep walking" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been used to refer to both personal and…
“The only thing stopping me from smashing my alarmclock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone”
"The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Never give someone the opportunity to waste your time twice”
"Never give someone the opportunity to waste your time twice" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Never give anyone the opportunity to waste your…
“Healthy eating is a sign of self-respect”
"Healthy eating is a sign of self-respect" is a food saying that has been printed on several images. "Healthy eating is a sign of loving your body" was posted on Twitter on May…
“What does a cannibal drink in the morning?”/“A cup of Joe.”
"Cup of joe" is a slang term for a cup of coffee. "Joe" possibly stands for "java." A cannibal riddle is: Q: What does a cannibal drink in the morning?A: A cup of Joe.…
“I have found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes”
"I have found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I have found the key to keeping a positive attitude.…
“They should put more wine in the bottle so there’s enough for two people”
"They should put more wine in the bottle so there's enough for two people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They should put more wine in the bottle..…
“Thank God It’s Fermented” (TGIF)
"TGIF" originally meant "Thank God It's Friday," but there have been many other meanings for the letters. "Thank God It's Fermented" is an alcohol version…
“I’m not a wine snob. I’m just an awesommelier” (awesome + sommelier)
"Awesommelier" (awesome + sommelier) is a popular wine portmanteau word. "People of Quality (hand-picked by me, your Awesommelier)" was posted on Twitter by Claire M. Jackson…
“WTF (Wine Tasting Friends)”
The initials "WTF" usually stand for "What The Fuck." "Wine Tasting Friends" is a jocular explanation of the "WTF" letters -- called a backronym (back…
“Food is a great garnish for a glass of wine”
"Food is a great garnish for a glass of wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 21, 2013. TwitterHill&Dale…
“Sippity doo dah! Sippity yay!” (wine saying)
"Sippity do dah! Sippity yay!" is a wine saying (although it sometimes refers to sipping other drinks) that has been printed on many images. The sipping saying is a pun on the Academy…