“Math is a drama queen. It can’t seriously have that many problems”
"Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 27, 2010. Twitter☽…
“Instagram is Twitter for people who can’t read”
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Instagram is twitter for people who can't read" was posted on…
“Nutrition facts are useless. Just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this”
"Nutrition facts are useless. Just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on Twitter by Women's…
“Nutrition facts are useless. Just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this”
"Nutrition facts are useless. Just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on Twitter by Women's…
“Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee time to whiskey time”
"Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee time to whiskey time" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Julius…
“I hate to waste sick days actually being sick”
"I hate to waste sick days actually being sick" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 28, 2012. TwitterDasho_Louie…
“Life is a game—play it” (“What is life?” verses)
"Life is a game -- play it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Various verses are grouped under the title "What is Life?" The verses appear to come from India,…
“Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine, if you’re ugly”
American actress Betty White had a long television career when she appeared, at age 89, on the Late Show with David Letterman on June 13, 2011, to offer her "Top 10" tips for living a…
“Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?”/“The steaks are too high.”
A steaks/stakes pun is: Q: Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef?A: The steaks are too high. "My midget friend wants to be a butcher... honestly though, I think the steaks are too…
“Is a frozen watermelon still a watermelon or is it now an icemelon?”
If a watermelon is a melon filled with water, then what happens when it's frozen? "If you were to freeze a watermelon would you still call it a watermelon (or an ice melon?)" was…
“Some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue”
"Some days you win, and some days you lose" has had many variant sayings. "Some days you're the pigeon...some days you're the statue..." has been cited in print since…
“What do you call bread with your toe jam spread all over it?”/“Toest.”
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 22, 2017: Q: What do you call bread with your toe jam spread all over it?A: Toest (toast). "Toe jam" and "toest" have been a…
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy”
"Money can't buy happiness" is a proverb that has been cited in English since at least 1821. There have been many jocular additions to the proverb. "All I ask is the chance to…
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world & there’s still somebody who hates peaches”
Not everybody is everyone's "cup of tea." American burlesque dancer and model Dita Von Teese used a different expression: "You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,…
“How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom”
"How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom" -- implying that people fall asleep in class -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I wish that I…
“Mixing cannabis with cod liver oil is bad for your joints”
Cod liver oil may be good for one's joints, but there's a pun: "Mixing cannabis with cod liver oil is bad for your joints." The joke was posted on Twitter on May 12, 2010.…
New York State: New York State of Opportunity (slogan)
"New York State of Opportunity" became an official New York State slogan in 2014. The state motto/nickname was trademarked with a date of first use of October 7, 2014. The trademark…
“Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Become a teacher 2) Pour coffee 3) Go to school…”
"Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Become a teacher 2) Pour coffee 3) Go to school 4) Get lost in chaos 5) Forget about coffee 6) Drink it cold" is a jocular saying about teachers that has been…
“If you look down, you will fall. If you look up, you will fly”
"If you look down, you will fall. If you look up, you will fly" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on Twitter on January 25, 2012.…
“Coffee: liquid optimism”
"Coffee: liquid optimism" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Coffee is like liquid optimism. Especially when paired with Yo La Tengo" was posted on…