“I can’t coffee this early without function”
"I can’t coffee this early without function" -- a joke on "I can't function this early without coffee" -- is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I…
“Crouton. ???????? ???????? Croutoff. ???????? ???????? Crouton. Croutoff. The Salad”
There are salad croutons, but no croutoffs. There are several jokes, such as "crouton, croutoff" (like "clap on, clap off" of The Clapper, and "wax on, wax off" from…
“Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don’t get your emails any more? Boss: What?”
The following work joke was posted on Twitter by Jon on December 4, 2017, and again on Twitter on September 24, 2019: Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more?Boss: what…
“Somewhere between living and dreaming, there’s New York City”
"Somewhere between living and dreaming, there's New York (City)" is a New York City saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Somewhere between living…
“Somewhere between living and dreaming, there’s New York”
"Somewhere between living and dreaming, there's New York (City)" is a New York City saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Somewhere between living…
“Summertime is always the best of what might be”
"Summertime is always the best of what might be" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "Summertime is always the best of what might be. No one plans on dying in…
“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June”
"Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June" was printed in…
“I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don’t think they’re ugly or something”
People often cry when they cut up onions, but not when they cut up carrots or other vegetables. "I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don't think they're ugly or…
“I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel awkward”
People often cry when they cut up onions, but not when they cut up carrots or other vegetables. "I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don't think they're ugly or…
“Mirinda is a poor man’s Fanta”
The soft drinks Fanta (introduced in 1940), Crush (introduced as Orange Crush in 1911), Faygo (introduced in 1907), Sunkist (introduced in 1979), Orangina (introduced in 1936), Mirinda (introduced…
“Starry is a poor man’s Sprite”
The soft drinks Sprite (introduced in 1961), 7 Up (introduced in 1929), Teem (1959-1984), Sierra Mist (1999-2023) and Starry (introduced in 2023) have been compared to each other. "Sierra Mist…
“7 Up—the poor man’s Sprite and the rich man’s Sierra Mist”
The soft drinks Sprite (introduced in 1961), 7 Up (introduced in 1929), Teem (1959-1984), Sierra Mist (1999-2023) and Starry (introduced in 2023) have been compared to each other. "Sierra Mist…
“7 Up is a poor man’s Sprite”
The soft drinks Sprite (introduced in 1961), 7 Up (introduced in 1929), Teem (1959-1984), Sierra Mist (1999-2023) and Starry (introduced in 2023) have been compared to each other. "Sierra Mist…
“Sprite is a poor man’s 7 Up”
The soft drinks Sprite (introduced in 1961), 7 Up (introduced in 1929), Teem (1959-1984), Sierra Mist (1999-2023) and Starry (introduced in 2023) have been compared to each other. "Sierra Mist…
“Teem was like a poor man’s Sprite or 7 Up”
The soft drinks Sprite (introduced in 1961), 7 Up (introduced in 1929), Teem (1959-1984), Sierra Mist (1999-2023) and Starry (introduced in 2023) have been compared to each other. "Sierra Mist…
“Tonic water implies the existence of dominant water”
Tonic water has nothing to do with "tonic" of music theory, but there are jokes. "Tonic water is just water that's a little more stable than subdominant or dominant water...and…
“Mello Yello is a poor man’s Mountain Dew”
The soft drinks Mello Yello (introduced in 1979), Sun Drop (introduced in 1949) and Mountain Dew (introduced in 1961) have been compared to each other. "i call mello yellow the poor man's…
“Sierra Mist is a poor man’s Sprite”
The soft drinks Sprite (introduced in 1961), 7 Up (introduced in 1929), Teem (1959-1984), Sierra Mist (1999-2023) and Starry (introduced in 2023) have been compared to each other. "Sierra Mist…
“Tonic water implies the existence of mediant water and dominant water”
Tonic water has nothing to do with "tonic" of music theory, but there are jokes. "Tonic water is just water that's a little more stable than subdominant or dominant water...and…
“Vimto is a poor man’s Ribena”
The blackcurrent drink Vimto (originally introduced in 1908, although the recipe was changed) has been compared to Ribena (introduced in 1938). Both drinks are popular in the United Kingdom.…