St. Arbucks (“Starbucks” joke)
Starbucks is a popular chain of coffeehouses. It's sometimes joked that the patron saint of coffee is "St. Arbucks." A "St. Arbucks" has been shown on images and was posted…
“The patron saint of overpriced coffee is St. Arbucks”
Starbucks is a popular chain of coffeehouses. It's sometimes joked that the patron saint of coffee is "St. Arbucks." A "St. Arbucks" has been shown on images and was posted…
“The patron saint of coffee drinkers is St. Arbucks”
Starbucks is a popular chain of coffeehouses. It's sometimes joked that the patron saint of coffee is "St. Arbucks." A "St. Arbucks" has been shown on images and was posted…
“The patron saint of coffee shops is St. Arbucks”
Starbucks is a popular chain of coffeehouses. It's sometimes joked that the patron saint of coffee is "St. Arbucks." A "St. Arbucks" has been shown on images and was posted…
“The patron saint of coffee is St. Arbucks”
Starbucks is a popular chain of coffeehouses. It's sometimes joked that the patron saint of coffee is "St. Arbucks." A "St. Arbucks" has been shown on images and was posted…
“Don’t ask why I split dried fruit in two. I halve my raisins”
"Don't ask why I split dried fruit in two. I halve my raisins" was posted on X/Twitter by Max on May 28, 2025. The pun is that "raisins" sounds like "reasons." An…
“Marinara is just ketchup that did a study abroad program”
Wikipedia: Marinara sauce Marinara sauce is a tomato sauce usually made with tomatoes, garlic, herbs, and onions. Variations include capers, olives, spices, and a dash of wine.[3][4] Widely used…
“So help me if I only taste 999 islands in this dressing”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Thousand Island dressing Thousand Island dressing is a Canadian salad dressing and condiment based on mayonnaise and usually ketchup or tomato purée and chopped…
“It’s impossible to stab a crouton with a plastic fork”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter cackles (jeff weisbein) @jeffweisbein it’s impossible to stab a crouton with a plastic fork. #airportfail 1:58 PM · Feb 10, 2017 from Millbrae, CA Bluesky Gian…
“Any food can be finger food if you can’t use chopsticks”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Finger food Finger foods are small, individual portions of food that are eaten out of hand. They are often served at social events. The ideal finger food usually…
“Snow White is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious”
In the story Snow White, the titled character eats a poisoned apple and falls into a deep slumber. This was posted on Bluesky by ceej on APril 17, 2025, and it received over 5,300 likes: "snow…
“Why learn to cook when I can have cereal: a meal and a dessert and a drink”
Cereal with milk can be many things. "cereal is so enjoyable, it's like a meal, snack, drink, and dessert all in one" was posted on X/Twitter by yawn patrick on AUgust 10, 2015.…
“Cereal is so enjoyable, it’s like a meal, snack, drink, and dessert all in one”
Cereal with milk can be many things. "cereal is so enjoyable, it's like a meal, snack, drink, and dessert all in one" was posted on X/Twitter by yawn patrick on AUgust 10, 2015.…
“Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water”
"Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on…
“Ginger is the spicy of the earth”
"Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on…
“Why are they called food critics and not ingestigative journalists?”
"Who decided to call it Food Critic and not Ingestigative Journalist?" was posted on X/Twitter by @viktorklang.com on June 10, 2017. "Why are they called food critics and not…
“Whoever said I can’t cook must have never tasted my cereal before”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter ♡Harriet+Phoebe♡ @LittleMixImages Who Says I Can't Cook? you've obviously never tasted my cereal. 3:47 PM · Aug 24, 2011 X/Twitter B Ï K I Z L L E…
“A garlic crusher is not worth the hassle of cleaning the garlic crusher”
Many people find that cleaning a garlic press (also called a garlic crusher) is cumbersome and is not worth the effort. "Is using a garlic crusher worth the amount of time it takes to clean…
“A garlic press isn’t worth the effort of cleaning it. Just chop your garlic”
Many people find that cleaning a garlic press (also called a garlic crusher) is cumbersome and is not worth the effort. "Is using a garlic crusher worth the amount of time it takes to clean…
“Coffee is my daily escape. Where’s your coffee taking you today?”
"Coffee is my daily escape. Where's your coffee taking you today?" is a saying that has been printed with many coffee images. "Coffee is my daily escape. Where's your…