“Life is hard, but at least I am not allergic to shrimp”
Many people really love shrimp and can't live without eating it. "life is hard but at least i'm not allergic to shrimp" was posted on Facebook by Ivelisse Mulwray on May 4,…
“Life is hard but at least I’m not allergic to shrimp”
Many people really love shrimp and can't live without eating it. "life is hard but at least i'm not allergic to shrimp" was posted on Facebook by Ivelisse Mulwray on May 4,…
“Welcome to Wednesday: the day when your brain goes on vacation, but your body has to stay at work”
"Welcome to Wednesday: the day when your brain goes on vacation, but your body has to stay at work. It’s a struggle, but we’re still here, doing… something, kind of" was posted on…
“The existence of flamingos suggests there must be flamingstops out there, too”
There are flamingos, but no flamingstops. "my idiot brother, @2_eazzi, says a non-white flamingo is a flamingstop. Palm. To. Face" was posted on X/Twitter by Sagittarius serpentarius on…
“When you realize that you can have anything you want for breakfast the best part of your life begins”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Katie D @KatieDeal99 When you realize that you can have anything you want for breakfast the best part of your life begins 6:48 PM · May 20, 2025
“I eat healthy during the daytime but what happens between 8 PM and 5 AM is between me and god”
Many people snack at night. This was posted on X/Twitter by Emily Murnane on June 22, 2022: "I eat healthy during the daytime but what happens between 8 PM and 5 AM is between me and…
“Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press”
Twizzlers licorice-type candy has a taste that not everyone likes. This tweet by Lishi is no longer available, but was shown on Reddit -- Candy on November 29, 2019: "Twizzlers taste like as…
“They don’t even ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes”
"They don't (even) ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker is…
“They don’t ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes”
"They don't (even) ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker is…
“I eat salads in front of my plants to assert dominance”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter KiwiCairo @KiwiCairo "I eat salads in front of my house plants to remind them who's boss." -unknown #quotes 7:00 AM · Dec 22, 2012 X/Twitter…
“Cantaloupes taste like they don’t believe in themselves”
Canaloupes have an uncertain taste, not as sweet as some melons. This was posted on X/Twitter by MonsterKing on March 22, 2021, and received over 62,000 likes: "Cantaloupes taste like they…
“ur telling me a flea runs this market”
A flea market is not run by a flea, but there are jokes. "ur telling me a flea runs this market" was posted on X/Twitter by MilfLover69 on March 16, 2019, and this received over 199,000…
“You’re telling me a flea runs this market?”
A flea market is not run by a flea, but there are jokes. "ur telling me a flea runs this market" was posted on X/Twitter by MilfLover69 on March 16, 2019, and this received over 199,000…
“You’re telling me a flea is running this market?”
A flea market is not run by a flea, but there are jokes. "ur telling me a flea runs this market" was posted on X/Twitter by MilfLover69 on March 16, 2019, and this received over 199,000…
“Technically, chewing tobacco is a vegetable”
Tobacco is a plant, but it is not correct that chewing tobacco is a vegetable (just because it's chewed). "RT @KnorthernKnight #Thanksgiving The House is not in session and cannot declare…
“Big Apple” (Tom and Jerry in New York animated episode, 2021)
Tom and Jerry in New York is an American animated television series that premiered on HBO Max on July 1, 2021, and ran for two season. The classic cartoon characters are Tom (the cat) who chases…
“If free speech is a threat to your government… your government is a threat to your country”
"If free speech is a threat to your government, (then) your government is a threat to your country" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If free speech is a threat to…
“If free speech is a threat to your government, then your government is a threat to your country”
"If free speech is a threat to your government, (then) your government is a threat to your country" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If free speech is a threat to…
Dead Apple (dead + Big Apple)
New York City has sometimes been called the "Dead Apple," a usually unflattering variation of the "Big Apple" nickname. In 2010, "Dead Apple Tours" offered a history…
“Sunday mornings are for warm coffee and cozy moments”
"Rainy spring days call for warm cups of coffee and cozy moments" was posted on X/Twitter by Visit Vancouver WA on April 13, 2023. "Sunday mornings are made for coffee and cozy…