“I wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety”
"(I) wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker might have food anxiety and want tacos all the time, but the…
“Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety”
"(I) wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker might have food anxiety and want tacos all the time, but the…
“Looks aren’t everything. It’s what’s inside a taco that counts”
"Looks aren't everything. It's what's inside a/the taco that counts" is a taco saying that has been printed on many images. "Looks aren't everything. It's…
“Looks aren’t everything. It’s what’s inside the taco that counts”
"Looks aren't everything. It's what's inside a/the taco that counts" is a taco saying that has been printed on many images. "Looks aren't everything. It's…
“[Stares deeply into date’s eyes before going to the bathroom] ‘I’ve counted these fries’”
Sometimes a person has to get up to use the rest room during a restaurant meal. However, that person can't trust that another at the table won't eat the french fries (or onion rings).…
“[Date] ‘I’m going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there’s six’”
Sometimes a person has to get up to use the rest room during a restaurant meal. However, that person can't trust that another at the table won't eat the french fries (or onion rings).…
“No dog ever abandoned its owner because he was old or sick”
"No dog ever abandoned its owner because he was old or sick" is a popular meme. "NO ANIMAL HAS EVER ABANDONED A PERSON DUE TO ILLNESS OR OLD AGE" (also shown on an image) was…
“No animal has ever abandoned a person due to illness or old age”
"No dog ever abandoned its owner because he was old or sick" is a popular meme. "NO ANIMAL HAS EVER ABANDONED A PERSON DUE TO ILLNESS OR OLD AGE" (also shown on an image) was…
“A warehouse is just a regular house until the full moon hits”
A warehouse has nothing to do with a werewolf, but there are jokes. "When the full moon comes out does a werewolf's house turn into a warehouse?" was posted on Facebook by Joey…
“When the full moon comes out, does a werewolf’s house turn into a warehouse?”
A warehouse has nothing to do with a werewolf, but there are jokes. "When the full moon comes out does a werewolf's house turn into a warehouse?" was posted on Facebook by Joey…
“Warehouse: somebody who turns into a house when the full moon is out”
A warehouse has nothing to do with a werewolf, but there are jokes. "When the full moon comes out does a werewolf's house turn into a warehouse?" was posted on Facebook by Joey…
“What happened to the house on a full moon?”/“It became a warehouse.”
A warehouse has nothing to do with a werewolf, but there are jokes. "When the full moon comes out does a werewolf's house turn into a warehouse?" was posted on Facebook by Joey…
“Yo momma so fat, when there’s a full moon she turns into a warehouse”
A warehouse has nothing to do with a werewolf, but there are jokes. "When the full moon comes out does a werewolf's house turn into a warehouse?" was posted on Facebook by Joey…
“Trespassers Are Welcome: Dog food is getting to be expensive” (sign)
"Trespassers Are Welcome: Dog food is getting to be expensive" is a jocular warning sign that has been printed on many images. The implication is that a dog will eat trespassers.…
“Trespassers Welcome: Dog food is expensive” (sign)
"Trespassers Are Welcome: Dog food is getting to be expensive" is a jocular warning sign that has been printed on many images. The implication is that a dog will eat trespassers.…
“Peddlers Welcome: Dog food is expensive” (sign)
"Trespassers Are Welcome: Dog food is getting to be expensive" is a jocular warning sign that has been printed on many images. The implication is that a dog will eat trespassers.…
“Climbing wall grips stolen from the gym. You just can’t make it up!”
"You can't make it up!" usually isn't taken literally, but there are climbing wall jokes. "I was at a climbing center the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips…
“I was at a climbing center the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall. Honestly, you couldn’t make it up”
"You can't make it up!" usually isn't taken literally, but there are climbing wall jokes. "I was at a climbing center the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips…
“Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature”
Water usually has no flavor, but it can be hot or cold. "Water is a beverage whose flavor is its temperature" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 28, 2018. "Water’s…
“Water is a beverage whose flavor is its temperature”
Water usually has no flavor, but it can be hot or cold. "Water is a beverage whose flavor is its temperature" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 28, 2018. "Water’s…