“The only bad workout is the one that didn’t happen”
"The only bad workout is the one that you didn't do" (or "The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen") is an exercise saying that has been printed on many…
“Monday is for people with a mission”
"Monday is for people with a mission" (also "Mondays are for people with a mission") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the…
“Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done!”
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
“Put your positive pants on”
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
“Put on your positive pants”
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
“Stay back! My ‘low coffee light’ is blinking”
"Stay back! My 'low coffee light' is blinking" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "My 'low coffee' light just went on!" was…
“Coffee is my second favorite plant”
"Coffee is my second favorite plant" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A marijuana plant is also usually shown in these images. "Coffee is my second favorite plant…
“Remember before the internet when we thought people were dumb because they didn’t have access to information?”
"Do y'all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn't that" is a jocular saying that has…
“It’s better to have lived in Texas and moved than to never have lived here at all”
"It's better to have lived in {X} and moved than to never have lived here at all" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's better to have lived in Texas and…
“It’s better to have lived in New Orleans and moved than to never have lived here at all”
"It's better to have lived in {X} and moved than to never have lived here at all" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's better to have lived in Texas and…
“It’s better to have lived in New York and moved than to never have lived here at all”
"It's better to have lived in {X} and moved than to never have lived here at all" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's better to have lived in Texas and…
“Any jar can be a swear jar if you can’t open the lid”
A swear jar is supposed to prevent swearing by costing the swearer some money. Many people swear when they can't open a jar. "Any jar is a swear jar when she can't open the lid.…
“Any jar is a swear jar if you can’t open the lid”
A swear jar is supposed to prevent swearing by costing the swearer some money. Many people swear when they can't open a jar. "Any jar is a swear jar when she can't open the lid.…
“Sunday morning coffee is about pleasure, whereas Monday morning coffee is about necessity”
"Sunday morning coffee is about pleasure. Monday morning coffee is about necessity" (or "Sunday morning coffee is about pleasure, whereas Monday morning coffee is about…
“Sunday morning coffee is about pleasure. Monday morning coffee is about necessity”
"Sunday morning coffee is about pleasure. Monday morning coffee is about necessity" (or "Sunday morning coffee is about pleasure, whereas Monday morning coffee is about…
“I didn’t like working at the steel plant. It smelt”
"Smelling" and "smelting" shouldn't be confused, but there are jokes. This pun was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 26, 2024: "I didn’t like working at the…
“Air Jordan implies the existence of Water Jordan, Earth Jordan, and Fire Jordan”
"Air Jordan" is a line of basketball shoes produced by Nike, Inc. There are no other elements of Jordan shoes, but there are jokes. "The fact that "Air Jordans" exist…
“Air Jordans imply the existence of Water Jordans, Earth Jordans and Fire Jordans”
"Air Jordan" is a line of basketball shoes produced by Nike, Inc. There are no other elements of Jordan shoes, but there are jokes. "The fact that "Air Jordans" exist…
“I write short fiction. They’re ‘to-do lists’”
For some people, a "to-do list" is a short list of things that they wish to do, but will not. "I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists" was posted on…
“I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists”
For some people, a "to-do list" is a short list of things that they wish to do, but will not. "I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists" was posted on…