“Mornings without good coffee are like nights without stars”
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
“A morning without tea is like a night without stars”
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
“Why were so many Civil War battles fought in national parks?”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Steven R. Harris @srharris19 "Why were all the Civil War battles fought in National Parks?" ~Will Manley #klampla 10:48 AM · Apr 2, 2009 X/Twitter DeAnn…
“The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake a lasagna in your mailbox”
When it gets hot, a mailbox can seem like an oven. "The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake (a) lasagna in your mailbox" is a joke that has been…
“It was so hot today that I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog”
Dogs often pee on fire hydrants, and this is the basis of a heat joke. "It's so hot that I just saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog" was printed in the Troy (OH) Daily News on…
“A morning without coffee is like a night without stars”
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
“Mornings without coffee are like nights without stars”
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
“What do you call an autographed plate?”/“A signature dish.”
A "signature dish" means a chef's specialty. It doesn't mean a dish that is signed by a chef, but there are jokes. "What do you call an autographed plate? A signature…
“I asked for their signature dish, but was disappointed. All they gave me was the chef’s autograph on a plate”
A "signature dish" means a chef's specialty. It doesn't mean a dish that is signed by a chef, but there are jokes. "What do you call an autographed plate? A signature…
“The greatest trick the devil ever played was taking the yolks out of six hard boiled eggs…”
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" is an old saying. There are jokes about deviled eggs that use this saying. "The greatest…
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was cutting these boiled eggs in half…”
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" is an old saying. There are jokes about deviled eggs that use this saying. "The greatest…
“My air conditioner broke today, and I totally lost my cool”
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
“If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you’re about to be single”
"If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you're about to be single" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It means that she wants to look good to find another man…
“When your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you about to be single”
"If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you're about to be single" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It means that she wants to look good to find another man…
“If your girl starts to workout outta nowhere you about to be single”
"If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you're about to be single" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It means that she wants to look good to find another man…
“All you ‘summer is better than winter’ people get outside and enjoy your hellscape”
"All you 'summer is better than winter' people get outside and enjoy your hellscape" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "All you 'summer is…
“All you 100° is better than 32° get outside and enjoy your hellscape”
"All you 'summer is better than winter' people get outside and enjoy your hellscape" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "All you 'summer is…
“My air conditioner broke. I lost my cool”
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
“Burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok guess the whole farm’s here”
Many hamburgers have lots of toppings. This was posted on X/Twitter by riri🐀🍕 on February 7, 2023, and it received over 72,000 likes: "burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok…
“Fuck it, life is short. Order the fries AND the mashed potatoes and then dip the fries in the mashed potatoes”
Some people can't decide between ordering mashed potatoes and french fries. This was posted on Facebook by "This Is Why I'm Single" on February 26, 2021, and received over 3,700…