“Coffee. Teach. Repeat”
"Coffee. Teach. Sleep. Repeat" is a teacher saying that has been printed on many images. "eat. coffee. teach. sleep. repeat." was posted on Twitter on July 15, 2010.…
“I found a hat with $17.50 in it. A guy was too busy juggling to pick it up”
Many public performers leave a hat (to collect donations) on the ground. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 17, 2018: "I found a hat with £17.50 in it. I thought this other lad was…
“Coffee. Yoga. Wine. Sleep. Repeat”
"Coffee. Yoga. Wine. Repeat" is a yoga saying that has been printed on many images. "coffee. yoga. wine. repeat." was posted on Twitter by Amanda Palmer on August 15, 2013, but…
“Take the W out of Waffle House and it’s just Awful House”
The Sesame Street song "The National Association Of 'W' Lovers" (1971) has the lyrics: A fine word like "waffle"Would turn out just "awful"Oh,…
“A waffle without the letter W is just awful”
The Sesame Street song "The National Association Of 'W' Lovers" (1971) has the lyrics: A fine word like "waffle"Would turn out just "awful"Oh,…
“Coffee. Wine. Sleep. Repeat”
"Coffee. Wine. Sleep. Repeat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The story of my life... coffee - wine - sleep repeat" was posted on Twitter on April 30, 2010.…
“Dear Lord, thank you for these noodles. Ramen”
"Ramen" (noodles) sounds like "amen." "Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen" was posted on Twitter by Fidel Cashflow on September 20,…
“What do Lincoln and an ‘80s sitcom have in common?”/“Both were shot before a live audience.”
Television situation comedies are often announced as "shot before a live audience." "@blaudiablogan: Whitney is shot before a live audience. Yeah? So was Lincoln" was posted on…
“Blahblahblah. Go workout!” (“Blah blah blah. Go workout!”)
"Blablabla. Go workout!" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Blah blah blah" are stalling excuses, but the second part negates that. "Blah blah…
Long Island: Long Island frankfurter (a long, thin football)
When the American Football League (AFL) played the National Football League (NFL) in the Super Bowl in the 1960s (before the two leagues merged in 1969), each league would use its own ball on…
“Coffee. Teach. Sleep. Repeat”
"Coffee. Teach. Sleep. Repeat." is a teacher saying that has been printed on many images. "eat. coffee. teach. sleep. repeat." was posted on Twitter on July 15, 2010.…
“What kind of shoes do bakers wear?”/“Loafers.”
A baker riddle is: Q: What kind of shoes do bakers wear?A: Loafers. The "loafers" joke has been cited in print since at least 1984. “What kind of shoes does bread…
Big Crescent (New Orleans nickname)
The city of New Orleans, Louisiana, is very infrequently called the "Big Crescent" (Big City/Big Easy + Crescent City). The "big crescent" is the shape of the Mississippi River,…
Long Island Frankfurter (long, thin AFL football)
When the American Football League (AFL) played the National Football League (NFL) in the Super Bowl in the 1960s (before the two leagues merged in 1969), each league would use its own ball on…
“Who came up with the Gregorian calendar—Greg or Ian?”
There have been several Gregorian ("Greg or Ian") calendar jokes. "It may be somewhat difficult to believe, but the Gregorian calendar really was brought upon us by a guy named Greg…
“Risking is better than regretting” (“Risk is better than regret”)
"Risking is better than regretting" ("Risk is better than regret") is a saying that has been printed in several images. "Maybe taking a risk is better than regret" was…
“The most beautiful thing you can wear is confidence”
"The most important thing a girl wears is her confidence" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "'The most important thing a girl wears is her…
“If you’re going to quit anything, quit making excuses and quit waiting for the right time”
"If you're going to quit anything, quit making excuses and quit waiting for the right time" is a motivational saying that has been printed on several images. "2013 is gone be…
“Do it today or regret it tomorrow”
"Do it today or regret it tomorrow" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today" is the old proverb that is…
“Leadership is not about the next election, it’s about the next generation”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Simon SinekSimon O. Sinek (born October 9, 1973) is a British-American author, motivational speaker and marketing consultant. He is the author of four books,…