“What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?”/“A religious movement.”

A religious riddle is:
 
Q: What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?
A: A religious movement.
 
Forms of the joke have been cited in print since at least 1986.
 
“What do you get when you mix holy water with vodka?”/“The holy spirit” is a related riddle.
 
     
Google Groups: net.jokes
WhaddyagetSubject: WhaddyagetSubject: Re: WhaddyagetSubject: Whaddyaget
D’arc Angel
1/23/86
WhaddyagetSubject: WhaddyagetSubject: Re: WhaddyagetSubject: Whaddyaget

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>      Whaddyaget when you mix ex-lax with holy water???
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>      Duh, I dunno. Whaddyaget?
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>      A great religious movement.
     
Google Groups: alt.philosophy.taoism
Before bill there was madelynn, and God was still shit.
The Jester
12/21/98
(...)
He was just waiting for a good religious movement.
That is what you get when you mix ex-lax and holy water.
 
alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 8/31/01
Stan Kegel
8/31/01
(...)
What do you get when you mix Holy Water and Prune Juice?  A Religious Movement (The Placebo Page)
   
Google Books
Towards the Fates: A Faire-Folk Novel - Book Three in the Pendragon Faire Trilogy
By Meghan Brunner
Bloomington, IN: AuthorHouse
2009
Pg. 293:
“Percival here mixed holy water with his laxative so he could start his own religious movement.”
 
Twitter
Mof
@mofgimmers
Replying to @benjaminjfrost
@benjaminjfrost What do you get it you mix a laxative with holy water? A religious movement.
6:39 AM - 13 Mar 2009
   
Twitter
Laura Leonard
@PhotographyCamp
What do you get when you cross laxative with holy water? A religious movement!
3:24 PM - 24 Mar 2010
   
Twitter
Kyle Smith
@SupaDopeKyle
#DryJokes What do you get when you mix holy water and a laxative.??....................... A religious movement.
9:55 PM - 11 Mar 2011
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?
A religious movement.
4:44 PM - 16 Mar 2017
   
Reddit—Dad Jokes
I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative. (self.dadjokes)
submitted July 15, 2018 by porichoygupto
I’m about to start a religious movement.
   
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative.
I’m about to start a religious movement.
10:57 AM - 16 Jul 2018
 
Twitter
Kerri-Jane W
@TraciJane3
Hubby accidentally drank some holy water with his laxative.
I think he’s about to start a religious movement.
11:05 PM - 16 Jul 2018