“Beef Wellington is just a fancy corn dog”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
“What does an escalator say when it stops working?”/“Nothing, it just stairs.”
"Stairs" shouldn't be confused with "stares," but there are jokes. The following riddle was posted on Facebook by Crystal Riner on August 22, 2022: Q: What does an…
“If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my posts are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "if you think my posts are…
“If you think some of my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my posts are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "if you think my posts are…
“If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my posts are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "if you think my posts are…
“If you think some of my posts are ridiculous, you should see my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my posts are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "if you think my posts are…
“Someone told me I looked like a salt cellar. I took it as a condiment”
“He said, ‘You remind me of a pepper pot.’ I said, ‘I’ll take that as a condiment’” is a joke that has been told by many British comedians. There are other condiment variations.…
“Somebody told me my body was shaped like a ketchup bottle. I took it as a condiment”
“He said, ‘You remind me of a pepper pot.’ I said, ‘I’ll take that as a condiment’” is a joke that has been told by many British comedians. There are other condiment variations.…
“When someone said I was as keen as mustard, I took it as a condiment”
“He said, ‘You remind me of a pepper pot.’ I said, ‘I’ll take that as a condiment’” is a joke that has been told by many British comedians. There are other condiment variations.…
“Triscuits are miniature wicker placemats for cheese”
Triscuit is a brand of snack crackers. Many people do not like the taste. "Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture" is a saying that has…
Brooklyn’s Carnegie Hall (Young Israel Beth El of Borough Park nickname)
Young Israel Beth El of Borough Park, Brooklyn, was built 1920-1923, in a Semitic style that combined Moorish ornament with Judaic motifs. "This sanctuary provided a fitting backdrop for the…
“The 6 year old flatly refused to believe that we used to navigate using maps made out of paper. ‘You mean like pirates?’”
"We really used to print out 4 pages from MapQuest and travel like pirates" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many drivers now use GPS. "Me: 'What did we do…
“Remember now, it’s important to get those 8 hours of coffee every day”
It's often advised to for a person to get eight hours of sleep a night. "Eight hours of coffee" is a jocular variation of this saying. "Make sure to get 8 hours of coffee a…
“Make sure to get 8 hours of coffee a day”
It's often advised to for a person to get eight hours of sleep a night. "Eight hours of coffee" is a jocular variation of this saying. "Make sure to get 8 hours of coffee a…
“Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating”
"Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“We really used to print out 4 pages from MapQuest and travel like pirates”
"We really used to print out 4 pages from MapQuest and travel like pirates" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many drivers now use GPS. "Me: 'What did we do…
“My father owned a coal company, but mostly kept it to himself. Mined his own business”
"Mind your business" shouldn't be confused with "mined your business," but there are jokes. "I sell coal for a living because I took everyone's advice and mined…
“As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry, I mined my own business”
"Mind your business" shouldn't be confused with "mined your business," but there are jokes. "I sell coal for a living because I took everyone's advice and mined…
“I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry. He mined his own business”
"Mind your business" shouldn't be confused with "mined your business," but there are jokes. "I sell coal for a living because I took everyone's advice and mined…
“The Queens of the Texas High Plains” (Amarillo nickname)
Amarillo, Texas, has been compared to the borough of Queens, in New York City. The Wikipedia page for Queens states that it is "the most linguistically and ethnically diverse place on…