“Triscuits are miniature wicker placemats for cheese”
Triscuit is a brand of snack crackers. Many people do not like the taste.
“Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture” is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Triscuits are a great snack if you enjoy chewing on wicker furniture” was posted on Twitter by Rodney Lacroix on September 5, 2016. “triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture” was posted on Twitter by baby geep on September 12, 2018, and this tweet went viral (over 184,000 likes). “Triscuits are miniature wicker placemats for cheese” was posted on Twitter by Stace Fiction on May 5, 2021.
“Triscuits are what I imagine the inside of a scarecrow tastes like” was posted on Twitter by Ali Garfinkel on January 15, 2015. This has been printed on several images. “Recipe for Triscuits: Finely chop one scarecrow. Salt to taste” was posted on Twitter by Bunmi Laditan on December 2, 2015.
“Triscuits are the only snack that taste exactly like the box they come in” was posted on Twitter by Amir on September 10, 2015.
Wikipedia: Triscuit
Triscuit is a brand name of snack crackers, which take the form of square baked whole wheat wafers. They were invented in 1900, a patent was granted in 1902, and the Shredded Wheat Company in Niagara Falls, New York, began production the next year.
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Lexie Kier
@a0k
Hate #Triscuit ‘s “Weave some wonder” #tv spot! Trite #Jazz & “smooth as cashmere?” um ever had a triscuit? Edible wicker basket squares #ad
5:41 PM · May 23, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Melissa Culbertson
@Mtotheelly
Triscuits are the best wicker-like snack food ever. My dog disagrees, but she also eats actual wicker.
9:33 PM · Mar 18, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Phillip Arrellin
@the_phil_a_show
I don’t get the appeal of a Triscuit. Its like going down on a scarecrow.
11:45 PM · Dec 18, 2010·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Dough-Mayne Diego
@Simplemachines_
Triscuits taste like scarecrow ass.
1:05 PM · Aug 4, 2011·TweetDeck
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Pop Quiz Eddie
@OilCan314
I ate an entire box of delicious Triscuit crackers, and 8 hours later gave birth to a wicker chair.
1:56 PM · Aug 23, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Elizabeth Mulready
@elizabeth71490
Who likes triscuits though? It’s like eating a scarecrow.
1:37 PM · Nov 22, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Julia C
@JuliaClay24
Eating triscuit crackers is like eating wicker furniture.
7:37 PM · May 6, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Ali Garfinkel
@aligarchy
triscuits are what i imagine the inside of a scarecrow tastes like
6:33 PM · Jan 15, 2015·Favstar.FM
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Trump’s a ra_ist
@dannytvto
Eating a triscuit is like eating a wicker basket
9:45 PM · Feb 19, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Cait
@CaitlinNyman
Eating a triscuit is like eating a wicker chair
6:45 PM · Apr 20, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Amir
@blumenfeld
Triscuits are the only snack that taste exactly like the box they come in.
7:00 PM · Sep 10, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Jacquelyn Lashawn
@PrincessTUD
”@jakeandamir: Triscuits are the only snack that taste exactly like the box they come in.” I dont like them
7:21 PM · Sep 10, 2015·Twitter for Android Tablets
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Tony Alan Banks
@maltayprod
Triscuits are the only, ‘snack’ that taste exactly like the box they come in
6:49 PM · Sep 14, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Bunmi Laditan
@HonestToddler
Recipe for Triscuits: Finely chop one scarecrow. Salt to taste.
11:52 AM · Dec 2, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Gloria B. Goethals
@gloria_bobbie
Triscuit - the snack you grab when you feel like eating tiny wicker furniture.
11:57 AM · Mar 20, 2016·Facebook
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madison
@madisoneales
Replying to @_elliehowell
@_elliehowell triscuits taste like the inside of a scarecrow
10:31 PM · Apr 24, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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zack
@zack_dogepilled
Triscuits are great if you ever wanted to know what a scarecrow tastes like.
4:52 PM · Aug 3, 2016·Twitter for Android
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Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Triscuits are a great snack if you enjoy chewing on wicker furniture.
3:31 PM · Sep 5, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Sherri Sutton
@Leigh_2609
Recipe for Triscuits: Finely chop one scarecrow. Salt to taste.
1:14 PM · Oct 17, 2016·TestApp2_SendTweet
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L[Jack-o-lantern]rd Punkin
@HiddenPinky
“What was it like to go down on Scarecrow?” Dorothy’s friend asked her.
“Have you ever had a Triscuit?”
3:09 PM · Mar 3, 2017·TweetDeck
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Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Triscuits are a great snack if you enjoy chewing on wicker furniture.
3:48 PM · Sep 28, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/its_a_fishing_show March 31, 2018
Triscuits are edible wicker.
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baby geep
@sh_wnee
triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture
2:47 PM · Sep 12, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Velvet Skye™
@VelvetSkye
Triscuit crackers are the perfect snack for anyone who has had the desire to eat wicker furniture
3:55 PM · Oct 3, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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JohnnyBCool
@JohnnyBCool
Someone once described munching on Triscuits as “if you were eating the insides of a scarecrow”.
4:09 AM · Dec 19, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Michael Crowl
@crowl_michael
“Triscuits must be what the inside of a scarecrow tastes like.”
10:52 PM · Jan 25, 2019·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/AnnabelleStorm96 February 2, 2020
Triscuit are the perfect snack for anyone that wants to eat wicker furniture.
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DAVE MARTIN
@DAVET800
Sure, go ahead, buy the Triscuit crackers. They taste like the inside of a Scarecrow, but what the hell eh ?
7:17 PM · Feb 20, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Gendo Ikari
@Browncoat2417
Replying to @TheRealTriscuit
I often imagined eating a Triscuit is like eating the insides of a scarecrow
1:25 AM · Sep 2, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Stace Fiction
@girl_a_whirl
Triscuits are miniature wicker placemats for cheese.
7:29 PM · May 5, 2021
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Sharyl Rains
@sharyl13
I would imagine that the inside of a scarecrow tastes like a Triscuit.
5:41 PM · Sep 24, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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monica0321
@monicag0321
Triscuits are what I imagine the inside of a scarecrow tastes like.
1:00 PM · Oct 23, 2021·Twitter for iPhone