“I didn’t come this far to only come this far”
"I didn't come this far to only come this far" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "From a FB friend: 'I didn't come this far, to only come…
“You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown… Doughnuts never do that”
"You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown and has gross water in it... Doughnuts never do that" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“A six-sided man walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A hexagon version is: "A six-sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon. The…
“Sprinkles are for winners”
"Sprinkles are for winners" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "@EmilyAWalker - good point, sprinkles are for winners!" was posted on Twitter by E.MO.TION.AL on…
“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot”
"The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "You Are the Pilot When Time Flies" was…
“I get nostalgic when reversing my car. It always takes me back”
"I get nostalgic when reversing my car. It always takes me back" is a car joke that was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on June 18, 2018. The joke was also posted on Reddit -- Oneliners and…
“Sunsets are proof that endings can be beautiful, too”
"Sunsets are proof that endings can be beautiful, too" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Sunsets are proof, endings can be beautiful too" was…
“Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Point me to the nearest bar”
"Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Point me to the nearest bar" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How I wonder what you are!" is an…
“Sweating while you shop counts as exercise”
"Sweating while you shop counts as exercise" is a shopping saying that has been printed on many images. "Sweating while shopping counts as exercise" was posted on Twitter by…
“I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet”
In the American romantic comedy television series Sex and the City, the "To Market, To Market" episode that originally aired on June 22, 2013, the character Carrie Bradshaw (played by…
“Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day”
"Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Every day may not be good, but there's…
“The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid”
"The early bird catches the worm" is an old proverb. "The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid" is a jocular saying that has been printed…
“Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want”
"Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want" is a shopping saying that has been printed on many images. "Men go shopping to buy what they…
“Sweating while shopping counts as exercise”
"Sweating while you shop counts as exercise" is a shopping saying that has been printed on many images. "Sweating while shopping counts as exercise" was posted on Twitter by…
“I am not a shopaholic. I am helping the economy”
"I am not a shopaholic. I am helping the economy" is a jocular shopping saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just helping the…
“Nothing tops a plain pizza”
To say that "nothing tops" something usually means that it's the best, but what about a plain pizza without any toppings? A pizza joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on August 3,…
“Have you got anything smaller?” (taxi joke)
Taxi drivers often ask for small denominations of cash, and a NSFW joke refers to this. A woman gets into a taxi for a ride, and then says that she doesn't have money. She hikes up her dress…
“Trade wars are tariffying” (tariff + terrifying)
"Tariffying" )tariff + terrifying) is a political portmanteau word that has been infrequently used. "Merely tariffying a country like that is never going to terrify it!" was…
“Hey girl, are you a school?” (NSFW joke)
There have been many school shootings in the United States. A NSFW joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 4, 2016: "Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside…
“Life is like a box of chocolates. I don’t have a box of chocolates”
"My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get'" is a famous line from the movie Forrest Gump (1994). "My boyfriend is…