“Astronaut 1: I can’t find any milk. Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream”

“In space, no one can hear you scream” is an advertising tagline for the film Alien (1979) that was created by Barbara Gips.
 
A joke was posted on Twitter by Mrs L on October 16, 2011:
   
”@Schofe Deleted scene from Alien:  ‘I can’t open the milk!’  ‘In space, no one can.  Here, use cream.’”
 
     
Wikipedia: Alien (film) 
Alien is a 1979 science-fiction horror film directed by Ridley Scott and written by Dan O’Bannon. Based on a story by O’Bannon and Ronald Shusett, it follows the crew of the commercial space tug Nostromo who encounter the eponymous Alien, a deadly and aggressive extraterrestrial set loose on the ship. The film stars Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, Veronica Cartwright, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, Ian Holm, and Yaphet Kotto. It was produced by Gordon Carroll, David Giler and Walter Hill through their company Brandywine Productions, and was distributed by 20th Century Fox. Giler and Hill revised and made additions to the script; Shusett was executive producer. The Alien and its accompanying artifacts were designed by the Swiss artist H. R. Giger, while concept artists Ron Cobb and Chris Foss designed the more human settings.
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The film was previewed in various American cities in the spring of 1979 and was promoted with the tagline “In space, no one can hear you scream.”
     
IMDb (The Internet Movie Database)
Alien (1979)
Trivia
Copywriter Barbara Gips came up with the famed tagline: “In space, no one can hear you scream.”
   
8 March 1991, New York (NY)

, “One-Liner Success” by Felice Buckvar, Westchester sec., pg. 2, col. 5:
“IN space no one can hear you scream,”
 
Barbara Gips, a New Rochelle mother of five, thought of that line for advertising the movie “Alien” while driving along Riverside Drive one evening. “I looked out at the water,” she said, “thinking how lonely it seemed at night, how lonely it must be in space. My husband, Phil, a graphic artist, had been working on the advertising for ‘Alien,’ and I had attended a screening with him. All of a sudden, that line had occurred to me.”
   
Twitter   
Mrs L
@JanieL24
@Schofe Deleted scene from Alien:  “I can’t open the milk!”  “In space, no one can.  Here, use cream.”
7:30 PM - 16 Oct 2011
     
Twitter
Jack Brown
@covjack
A joke for “Alien” fans:
Kane (while making the moring coffee): I can’t open this milk!
Dallas: In space no one can. Here, use cream.
9:47 AM - 18 Oct 2011
   
Twitter
Alan
@UKCougar
Astronaut #1: “Bother. I can’t seem to open this milk carton.”  Astronaut #2: “In space, no one can. Here, use cream.”
6:03 AM - 7 Nov 2011
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Mezolithic October 29, 2013
Alien Dadjoke
“They just found an early draft to the film Alien.
Ash: I can’t find the milk, Ellen.
Ripley: In space no-one can. Here, use cream.”
Classic midnight text from dad.
 
Twitter
roz
@will_i_am_s_
Ok timeline, who wants to hear my favourite bad joke.
Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can’t find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
11:40 AM - 15 Aug 2018
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] August 16, 2018
Astronaut 1: Hey man, I can’t find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Sutherby August 19, 2018
Astronaut 1: “I can’t find any milk for my coffee”
Astronaut 2: “In space no-one can. Here, use cream”
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Tanglimara AUgust 21, 2018
An astronaut is trying to make coffee in space..
Astronaut 1: “I want to make coffee but I can’t find any milk.”
Astronaut 2: “In space,no one can. Here,use cream.”
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/drewzilla37 June 11, 2019
An astronaut was trying to make coffee on the space station…
Astronaut 1: “I want to make coffee but I can’t find any milk.”
Astronaut 2: “In space, no one can. Here, use cream.”