“Marine: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
IMPOTUS (Impeached President Of The United States)
POTUS stands for President Of The United States. IMPOTUS stands for Impeached President Of The United States. "IMPOTUS" is similar to the word "impotent" and can also mean…
“U.S. Army: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it”
"U.S. Army/Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a soldier in the US Army. My job is to defend your ass, not kiss…
IMPOTUS (impotent + POTUS)
POTUS stands for President Of The United States. IMPOTUS stands for Impeached President Of The United States. "IMPOTUS" is similar to the word "impotent" and can also mean…
“It’s so strange to think that before Facebook, all of this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads”
"It's so crazy/scary/strange/weird to think that before Facebook/Twitter/Social Media, all this nonsense/shit just stayed in our heads" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Lego is a gateway drug to IKEA”
IKEA is a store that sells ready-to-assemble furniture. It's often been compared to children's LEGO plastic construction toys. "Lego is a gateway drug to Ikea" was posted on…
“Sliced cucumbers are just salad cookies”
A photo shows sliced cucumbers, with the sign "salad cookies" added. "Can we take a sec to talk about the fact that my dad just called cucumbers 'salad cookies'" was…
“Before social media, all of this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads”
"It's so crazy/scary/strange/weird to think that before Facebook/Twitter/Social Media, all this nonsense/shit just stayed in our heads" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s weird to think that before Facebook, all of this dumb stuff stayed in people’s heads”
"It's so crazy/scary/strange/weird to think that before Facebook/Twitter/Social Media, all this nonsense/shit just stayed in our heads" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s so strange to think that before Twitter, all of this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads”
"It's so crazy/scary/strange/weird to think that before Facebook/Twitter/Social Media, all this nonsense/shit just stayed in our heads" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s weird to think that before Twitter, all of this dumb shit just stayed in people’s heads”
"It's so crazy/scary/strange/weird to think that before Facebook/Twitter/Social Media, all this nonsense/shit just stayed in our heads" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s weird to think that before Facebook, all of this dumb shit just stayed in people’s heads”
"It's so crazy/scary/strange/weird to think that before Facebook/Twitter/Social Media, all this nonsense/shit just stayed in our heads" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Why can’t you trust lemons?”/“Because they’re seedy!”
"Seedy" has a double meaning, and there are several food jokes. "Why does your mom disapprove of sesame bagels? because they're seedy" was posted on Twitter by arleigh on…
“Legos are a gateway drug to IKEA”
IKEA is a store that sells ready-to-assemble furniture. It's often been compared to children's LEGO plastic construction toys. "Lego is a gateway drug to Ikea" was posted on…
“There is no ‘I’ in stupidity”
"There is no 'I' in stupidity" is a joke that has been printed on an image. "There is no 'I' in stupidity" was posted on Twitter on May 30, 2008. The joke a…
“In Texas, all yoga is hot yoga”
"Hot yoga" is when yoga is performed under hot and humid conditions. Texas is hot, and many people have said that any yoga performed outdoors in Texas is hot yoga. "#Texas is like…
“A cookbook is only as good as its poorest recipe”
"A cookbook is only as good as its poorest/worst recipe" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Television chef and author Julia Child (1912-2004) said it several times, in…
“I’ve just opened a shop selling telescopes. Business is looking up”
"'My business is looking up,' as the man with the 'Penny a peep' telescope told the policeman" was printed under "SAM WELLERISMS“ in Judy: The London…
“If you hold a glass of beer to your ear, you can hear the weekend”
"If you hold a glass of beer to your ear, you can hear the weekend" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If you listen really carefully when you hold a beer can…
“Gun control—it only ends well for those who control the guns”
"Gun control -- it only ends well for those who control the guns" is a saying shown on a meme with a photo of people lined up against a wall, probably about to be executed. The meme was…