“There’s no ‘we’ in bacon”
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team‘“ is a popular saying about teamwork and sharing. When it comes to food, however, many people do want to share. Similar sayings include "There's no…
“There’s no ‘we’ in tacos”
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team‘“ is a popular saying about teamwork and sharing. When it comes to food, however, many people do want to share. Similar sayings include "There's no…
“There’s no ‘we’ in chocolate”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Yash Raj Films@yrfThere is no 'we' in chocolate.#ChocolateDay #Valentines2020 #YouBeforeMe12:30 AM · Feb 9, 2020·Twitter Media…
“I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn…” (joke)
A group of crows is a "murder." "There was a murder on my front lawn this afternoon. Fortunately, it was just a lot of crows" was posted on Twitter by Glenn Peters on December…
“I’m a lawyer. It’s my job to defend your ass, not kiss it”
"I'm a lawyer. I'm here to defend/help/protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "i'm lawyer my job is to protect your ass NOT…
“Are abbreviations in sign language called ‘shorthand’?”
"Are abbreviations in sign language called 'shorthand'?" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by J. W. Sullivan on September 17, 2011. "If you abbreviate in sign language,…
“I’m a lawyer. I’m here to defend your ass, not kiss it”
"I'm a lawyer. I'm here to defend/help/protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "i'm lawyer my job is to protect your ass NOT…
“It’s about time I got out of this cookie” (fortune cookie message)
A jocular fortune cookie message, "It's about time I got out of that/this cookie," has been printed on many images. "Fortune cookie message: 'It's about time I got out…
“I have a love hat relationship with autocorrect”
"I have a love hat relationship with auto-correct...." -- a pun on "love-hate relationship" -- was posted on Twitter by John Daugherty on August 7, 2011. "I have a love hat…
“Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent”
"Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the 'M' is silent" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Be careful when you blindly follow the…
“I’m a nurse. I’m here to save your ass, not kiss it”
"I'm a nurse. I'm here to save your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Google Books Title I'm a Nurse My Job Is to Save Your Ass Not Kiss…
“I’m a lawyer. I’m here to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"I'm a lawyer. I'm here to defend/help/protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "i'm lawyer my job is to protect your ass NOT…
“I used to be a heavy drinker, but then I lost some weight”
A "heavy drinker" is someone who drinks a lot. A "heavy drinker" is not necessarily heavy in weight, but there are jokes. "i used to be a heavy drinker but then lost…
“Sometimes I wonder if all of this is happening because I didn’t forward that message”
"Sometimes I wonder if all of this is happening because I didn’t forward that message to 10 other people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Could this be…
“U.S. Air Force: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“U.S. Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it”
"U.S. Army/Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a soldier in the US Army. My job is to defend your ass, not kiss…
“U.S. Army: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“Law Enforcement: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“U.S. Navy: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…