“Well-behaved women rarely make history. Or decent margaritas”
"Well-behaved women seldom make history" (or "Well-behaved women rarely make history") is a famous quote from American historian Laurel Thatcher Ulrich. "Well-behaved women…
“Hot sauce is just sexy ketchup”
Several sauces have been described as "sexy ketchup" -- that is, a sauce with a "kick" (hotness or other flavor). "BBQ sauce is just sexy ketchup" was posted on…
“Margaritas are just adult slurpees”
"Margaritas are just adult slurpees" (or "Frozen margaritas are just adult slurpees") is a saying that has been printed on several images. Frozen margaritas were originally made…
“Wake up and smell the breakfast tacos”
"Wake up and smell the coffee" is a saying that has been cited in print since at least 1943. "Breakfast tacos" is a specialty of Austin, Texas. "Wake up and smell the…
“I don’t use my turn signals because it’s nobody’s business where I’m going”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Comedy Defensive DrivingWhat’s Your Signal??All too often I see drivers not using a signal before they turn or change lanes. I don’t care if you cut me off, as long as…
“Frozen margaritas are just adult slurpees”
"Margaritas are just adult slurpees" (or "Frozen margaritas are just adult slurpees") is a saying that has been printed on several images. Frozen margaritas were originally made…
“Well-behaved women rarely make decent margaritas”
"Well-behaved women seldom make history" (or "Well-behaved women rarely make history") is a famous quote from American historian Laurel Thatcher Ulrich. "Well-behaved women…
“I don’t use my blinkers because it’s nobody’s business where I’m going”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Comedy Defensive DrivingWhat’s Your Signal??All too often I see drivers not using a signal before they turn or change lanes. I don’t care if you cut me off, as long as…
“My gamer girlfriend just left me…said I always tried to controller”
"Controller" sounds like "control her." A gamer joke was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on August 14, 2020: "My gamer girlfriend just left me...said I always tried to…
“Well-behaved women rarely ever make history. Or a decent soufflé”
"Well-behaved women seldom make history" (or "Well-behaved women rarely make history") is a famous quote from American historian Laurel Thatcher Ulrich. "Well-behaved women…
Finishiative (finish + initiative)
Entry in progress -- B.P. HuffPost Martha RingerCompletion Consultant, Author, Soul Listener‘Finishiative’08/10/2015 01:55 pm ET Updated Aug 10, 2016Walking on the trail the other night close…
“Maybe serial killers are just regular people on a no carb diet”
"Maybe serial killers are just regular people on a no carb diet" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on several images. "Maybe #serial killers are regular people on a…
“I assume people who don’t drink coffee just die around 2 p.m.”
"I assume people who don't drink coffee just die around 2 p.m." (or "I assume that people who don't drink coffee all die around 2 p.m.") is a coffee saying that has…
“A good pun is its own reword”
"Virtue is its own reward" is an old saying. "A good pun is its own reword" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A good pun is its own reword"…
“I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila than everyone’s cup of tea”
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“I assume that people who don’t drink coffee all die around 2 p.m.”
"I assume people who don't drink coffee just die around 2 p.m." (or "I assume that people who don't drink coffee all die around 2 p.m.") is a coffee saying that has…
“Some days you make the coffee. Some days the coffee makes you”
"Some days you make the coffee. Other/Some days the coffee makes you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats…
“Some days you make the coffee. Other days the coffee makes you”
"Some days you make the coffee. Other/Some days the coffee makes you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats…
“Maybe serial killers are just regular people on the keto diet”
"Maybe serial killers are just regular people on a no carb diet" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on several images. "Maybe #serial killers are regular people on a…
“All things are possible with coffee and a cute outfit”
"All things are possible with coffee and a cute outfit" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "All things are possible with coffee & a cute outfit" was…