Tiramisunami (tiramisu + tsunami)
"Tiramisu" (a coffee-flavoured Italian dessert) and "tsunami" (a series of waves in a water body) are two foreign language words that are sometimes combined to form…
“The right to bear arms means no tattoos”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“People who don’t have tattoos have a right to bare arms”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“If your guns have ugly tattoos, I revoke your right to bare arms”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“The real virus is communism. Covid-19 is just how it spreads”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many businesses to adapt or close in 2020. The World Economic Forum planned a "Great Reset" during pandemic. "The real virus is communism.…
“When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your tomorrow, they gave their today‘”
"When you go home, tell them of us and say, 'For your tomorrow, we gave our today'" is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images.…
“When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your tomorrow, these gave their today‘”
"When you go home, tell them of us and say, 'For your tomorrow, we gave our today'" is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images.…
“My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly. She is infringing on my right to bear arms”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“The real virus is communism. Coronavirus is just how it spreads”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many businesses to adapt or close in 2020. The World Economic Forum planned a "Great Reset" during pandemic. "The real virus is communism.…
“My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me. It’s soda grading”
"Soda grading" is a pun for "so degrading." "My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me... It's soda grading" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November…
“Why did the dead chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dead chicken (ghost) version is: Q: Why did the dead chicken…
“Why did the dead chicken cross the road?”/“Because it was a poultrygeist.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dead chicken (ghost) version is: Q: Why did the dead chicken…
“Why did the ghost cross the road?”/“To get to the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dead chicken (ghost) version is: Q: Why did the dead chicken…
“They gave their tomorrow for our today”
"They gave their tomorrow for our today" is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images. “When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your…
Hollar-peño (holler + jalapeño)
Jalapeño peppers are hot, and some have called them "holler-peño" or "hollar-peño." "jack house in the box with curley fries and some hollarpeno popperz" was posted…
“What type of pepper is so hot it makes you scream?”/“A holler-peño.”
Jalapeño peppers are hot, and some have called them "holler-peño" or "hollar-peño." "jack house in the box with curley fries and some hollarpeno popperz" was posted…
“What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work?” (joke)
This editorial cartoon by cartoonist Rob Rogers was published in the Pittsburgh (PA) Post-Gazette on April 25, 2014: Poll-taker: WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH PEOPLE WHO RELY ON GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS BUT…
“When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your tomorrow, we gave our today’”
"When you go home, tell them of us and say, 'For your tomorrow, we gave our today'" is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images.…
Holler-peño (holler + jalapeño)
Jalapeño peppers are hot, and some have called them "holler-peño" or "hollar-peño." "jack house in the box with curley fries and some hollarpeno popperz" was posted…
“They gave their tomorrows for our todays”
"They gave their tomorrows for our todays” is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images. “When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your…