“If they can’t kill you, they will try and kill your credibility”
"If they can't kill you, they will try and kill your credibility" was posted on Twitter by PlRATES | ☠ | on January 8, 2012. Authorship of the saying is uncertain. "This is…
“My sex life is like COVID-19. I don’t have COVID-19”
"My sex life is like COVID-19, I don't have COVID-19" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 3, 2020. That is, the speaker has no sex life. "My sex life is like COVID-19, I…
“Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one gives a shit about you”
"Repubicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one (of them) gives a damn/fuck/shit about you" is a political version of the "Roses Are Red" poem that has been printed on many…
“Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one gives a damn about you”
"Repubicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one (of them) gives a damn/fuck/shit about you" is a political version of the "Roses Are Red" poem that has been printed on many…
“Knishes are Jewish Hot Pockets”
Knishes have been compared to Hot Pockets. "'It’s like a kosher hot pocket.' - Anthony Bourdain (via walpaper) knish? http://tumblr.com/x795nrsly" was posted on Twitter by…
“A knish is just a mashed potato Hot Pocket”
Knishes have been compared to Hot Pockets. "'It’s like a kosher hot pocket.' - Anthony Bourdain (via walpaper) knish? http://tumblr.com/x795nrsly" was posted on Twitter by…
“Risotto is just dinner porridge”
Risotto has been compared to porridge. "Risotto is the Italian version of rice porridge" was posted on Twitter by Uei Lam on September 8, 2009. "risotto is italian porridge" was…
“I will take you down to Chinatown!”
"I will bring you down to Chinatown!" is what actor Robert De Niro said to Ben Stiller in the film comedy Meet the Parents (2000). De Niro meant that he would rough Stiller up (maybe with…
“Homework is the school’s version of unpaid overtime”
Homework at school is often compared to unpaid overtime at a job. "Homework is the reason i hate school. It's like unpaid overtime" was posted on Twitter by Sam Ficco on September 1,…
“Homework is mandatory unpaid overtime for school children”
Homework at school is often compared to unpaid overtime at a job. "Homework is the reason i hate school. It's like unpaid overtime" was posted on Twitter by Sam Ficco on September 1,…
“Risotto is just savory rice porridge”
Risotto has been compared to porridge. "Risotto is the Italian version of rice porridge" was posted on Twitter by Uei Lam on September 8, 2009. "risotto is italian porridge" was…
“Risotto is like night time porridge with cheese in it”
Risotto has been compared to porridge. "Risotto is the Italian version of rice porridge" was posted on Twitter by Uei Lam on September 8, 2009. "risotto is italian porridge" was…
“Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one of them gives a fuck about you”
"Repubicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one (of them) gives a damn/fuck/shit about you" is a political version of the "Roses Are Red" poem that has been printed on many…
“We trade real labor for fake money to pay fraudulent taxes on stuff we don’t own”
"We trade real labor for fake money to pay fraudulent taxes on stuff we don't own" was printed in the blog A Moment With M.O.M. on January 16, 2007. "It seems to me that those…
CrapChute (BitChute nickname)
BitChute is a video hosting service, similar to YouTube. BitChute is often slow (or down completely), and some have called it "CrapChute" (similar to "crapshoot").…
“Risotto is Italian porridge”
Risotto has been compared to porridge. "Risotto is the Italian version of rice porridge" was posted on Twitter by Uei Lam on September 8, 2009. "risotto is italian porridge" was…
“A Covid nurse asked me if I’ve had a sudden loss of taste. I told her I always dress like this”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had infected people suffer a loss of taste. "For the COVID screening, they asked if I had experienced a sudden loss of taste. 'No, I’ve been…
“Orzo is pasta masquerading as rice. Risotto is rice masquerading as pasta”
Many people get confused between orzo and risotto, and they wonder what dish is pasta and what is rice. "risotto is made with rice. orzo is a type of pasta about the size of rice" was…
“Risotto is the most pasta-like rice. Orzo is the most rice-like pasta”
Many people get confused between orzo and risotto, and they wonder what dish is pasta and what is rice. "risotto is made with rice. orzo is a type of pasta about the size of rice" was…
“You come from dust, you return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know”
"You come from dust, and you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The original…