“What do cowboys use to move from state to state?”/“Yee-Hauls.”
"Yee-Haul" (yeehaw + U-Haul) is sometimes given for a cowboy/Southern/Texas version of U-Haul. "When you're moving to Texas, it's not a U-Haul, it's a Yee-Haul"…
“You could save more lives by taking pens away from politicians than by taking guns away…”
"You could save more innocent lives by taking pens away from politicians than by taking guns away from law abiding citizens" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I like people just the way i like my tea. In a bag, underwater”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“U-Haul in Texas is called Yee-Haul”
"Yee-Haul" (yeehaw + U-Haul) is sometimes given for a cowboy/Southern/Texas version of U-Haul. "When you're moving to Texas, it's not a U-Haul, it's a Yee-Haul"…
“You can’t spell ‘automaton’ without ‘tomato’”
"You can't spell automaton without tomato, thereby proving the tomato is evil" was posted on Twitter by Kerrie Sakura on September 7, 2010. "You can't spell…
“I think, therefore I don’t have much in common with a lot of people”
"I think, therefore I don't have much in common with a lot of people" -- a variation of "I think, therefore I am" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Does a biscuit website use cookies?”
An "HTTP cookie" is not something that's eaten, but there have been several jokes. A popular joke translates American "cookies" to British "biscuits." Another…
“I’ve lost loads of weight, just by wearing bread around my head. It’s a loaf hat diet”
Instead of a "low fat diet," what about a "loaf hat diet"? "I'm on a loaf hat diet" was posted on the newsgroup alt.english.usage on October 23, 1999. "For…
“I like people the way I like my tea. In a bag, under water”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I think, therefore I don’t have much in common with quite a few people”
"I think, therefore I don't have much in common with a lot of people" -- a variation of "I think, therefore I am" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Censorship is the tool used when lies lose their power”
"Censorship is the tool used when the lie loses its power" is a saying that has been printed in many images. "Censorship is the tool used when the lie loses its power" was…
“Censorship is the tool used when the lie loses its power”
"Censorship is the tool used when the lie loses its power" is a saying that has been printed in many images. "Censorship is the tool used when the lie loses its power" was…
“I think, therefore I don’t have much in common with most people”
"I think, therefore I don't have much in common with a lot of people" -- a variation of "I think, therefore I am" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Why was the lawyer home early?”/“Briefcase.”
A lawyer riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokeson October 19, 2016: Q: Why was the lawyer home early?A: Briefcase. "Briefcase" is a pun meaning that the lawyer had a "brief case."…
“Modern slaves are not in chains. They are in debts”
"Modern slaves are not in chains. They are in debt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Driving around yesterday, I saw the most accurate window…
“Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?”/“Because they belong behind bars.”
"Behind bars" usually means prison, but sometimes it means behind a drinking establishment. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on February 16, 2021: Q: Why do bouncers throw…
“If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics”
Politicians have been known to stretch the truth. "If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics" was written by American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935) in his…
“Eh, it’s good enough.—Mediocrites, Greek philosopher”
Socrates (470-399 BC) was a Greek philosopher from Athens who is credited as one of the founders of Western philosophy. There was no philosopher named "Mediocrates" or…
“Ehh, good enough.—Mediocrates”
Socrates (470-399 BC) was a Greek philosopher from Athens who is credited as one of the founders of Western philosophy. There was no philosopher named "Mediocrates" or…
“I was born to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money”
"I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I was born to be rich, I can tell by the way i spend"…