“To clarify: Teachers are not ‘off for the summer.’ We are ‘in recovery’”
"To clarify: Teachers are not 'off for the summer,' they are 'in recovery'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "To clarify: Teachers are…
“Apparently ‘the vibes are off’ isn’t a good excuse to leave work early”
"Apparently 'the vibes are off' isn’t a good excuse to leave work early" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I just have to leave work early today the…
“To clarify: Teachers are not ‘off for the summer,’ they are ‘in recovery’”
"To clarify: Teachers are not 'off for the summer,' they are 'in recovery'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "To clarify: Teachers are…
“Sour cream is just savory yogurt”
Sour cream has been described as savory/savoury yogurt. "Sour cream is just savoury yogurt stop lying to yourself" was posted on Twitter by Danielle M. on February 8, 2015. "Sour…
Big Apple kiosk (Mumbles, Swansea Bay, Wales, 1930s-present)
Cidatone (sometimes incorrectly stated as "Cidertone") was a UK company in the 1930s that wanted to promote its apple cider drink. It developed "Big Apple" refreshment kiosks in…
“Why is New York City called ‘The Big Apple?’ Wrong answers only” (2021)
The New-York Historical Society asked on Twitter on June 2, 2021: "Why is New York City called 'The Big Apple?' Wrong answers only." [NOTE: This is one of over 250 "Big…
“I’m so old, I can remember playing solitaire with an actual deck of cards”
"I'm so old, I can remember playing solitaire with an actual deck of cards" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many -- perhaps most -- people now play solitaire on…
Big Apple (roadside attraction in Thulimbah, Queensland, Australia, 1978-present)
Queensland, Australia has had a "Big Pineapple" structure since 1971. A smaller "Big Apple" (four meters tall) was built in 1978 for a gas station in Applethorpe. In 2003, the…
“Why did Sherlock Holmes visit a Mexican restaurant?”/“Because he was looking for a good case idea.”
"Quesadilla" sounds a bit like "case idea," and there is a Sherlock Holmes pun. "Why did Sherlock Holmes go to the Mexican restaurant? He wanted a good case-idea..."…
“Does anyone remember playing solitaire with real cards?”
"I'm so old, I can remember playing solitaire with an actual deck of cards" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many -- perhaps most -- people now play solitaire on…
“Sour cream is just savoury yogurt”
Sour cream has been described as savory/savoury yogurt. "Sour cream is just savoury yogurt stop lying to yourself" was posted on Twitter by Danielle M. on February 8, 2015. "Sour…
Big Apple (roadside attraction in Colborne, Ontario, Canada, 1987-present)
The "Big Apple" structure in Colborne, Ontario, opened in 1987 and is the largest apple-shaped structure in the world (40 feet tall). A face was painted on the apple in 2013, and in 2020…
“If vegetables are so good, why do vegans always try to make them taste like meat?”
"If vegetables are so good, why do vegans always try to make them taste like meat?" is a saying that has been printedon several images. "If vegetables are so good, why do vegans…
“Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?”/“He was destroying his calves.”
A gym riddle is: Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?A: He was destroying his calves. "Did you hear about the farmer? He was arrested for destroying his calves in the gym....JOKE…
“What kind of music do surfers listen to?”/“New wave.”
A music riddle is: Q: What kind of music do surfers listen to?A: New wave. "What kind of music do the cool surfers listen to? New Wave" was posted on Twitter by M.J.F. on September 7,…
“I recently tried the fruitarian diet, where you can only eat things that fall from trees…”
"I decided to become a fruitarian! Meaning I only eat things that naturally fall from a tree! Yesterday I had 2 apples and an Owl!" was posted on Twitter by Sarah Jane Cruickshank on…
“I think we should get rid of democracy. All in favor. raise your hand”
"I think we should get rid of democracy. All in favor. raise your hand" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Should we get rid of…
“The local rabbi invited me to a BBQ, but it was just a bris cut”
"Brisket" should not be confused with "bris cut," but there are jokes. "@UrProbsJewish Ur probably NOT Jewish if you spell Brisket 'briscut'. Bris cut has an…
“What do you call a math balled?”/“A musical number.”
A math riddle is: Q: What do you call a math balled?A: A musical number. The joke was posted on Facebook by Zachary Dykeman on June 4, 2021. FacebookZachary Dykeman asked a question .June 4, 2021…
“Fickle as a pickle”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Pickled cucumber A pickled cucumber (commonly known as a pickle in the United States and Canada, and a gherkin in Britain, Ireland, Australia, South Africa, and…