“Seltzer tastes like if tv static had flavor”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Percolatory—the time between when you wake up and when the coffee’s ready”
"Percolatory" (percolate + circulatory system) refers to drinking a lot of caffeine. "Good morning, nurse, I'll take the IV to my percolatory system now. #TeamCoffee" was…
Percolatory (percolate + Purgatory)
"Percolatory" (percolate + circulatory system) refers to drinking a lot of caffeine. "Good morning, nurse, I'll take the IV to my percolatory system now. #TeamCoffee" was…
Percolatory (percolate + circulatory system)
"Percolatory" (percolate + circulatory system) refers to drinking a lot of caffeine. "Good morning, nurse, I'll take the IV to my percolatory system now. #TeamCoffee" was…
“Where does French cheese get its flavor?”/“From age.”
"Fromage" (French for "cheese") has nothing to do with the English words "from age," but there are jokes. "A One hundred year old man died after eating some…
“From age comes wisdom, and French cheese”
"Fromage" (French for "cheese") has nothing to do with the English words "from age," but there are jokes. "A One hundred year old man died after eating some…
“You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work”
"You know you're getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They never ask a…
“My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer…”
"All Chinese people look alike to me" is a popular saying of what has been called the "cross-race effect." A joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on February 24, 2020: "My…
“Remember when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them? Now…”
"Remember when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don't" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Owning dogs is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich by themselves again”
"Owning dogs is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich by themselves again" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is, the dog will want to eat some…
“How did the old French cheese-maker die?”/“From age.”
"Fromage" (French for "cheese") has nothing to do with the English words "from age," but there are jokes. "A One hundred year old man died after eating some…
“Where does a coffee maker go when it dies?”/“Percolatory.”
"Percolatory" (percolate + circulatory system) refers to drinking a lot of caffeine. "Good morning, nurse, I'll take the IV to my percolatory system now. #TeamCoffee" was…
Big Apple (Fort Worth, TX barbecue restaurant, 1941-1968)
"The Big Apple" was the name of a barbecue restaurant in Fort Worth, Texas. It is uncertain when the restaurant started (and if it had that name at the beginning). "Big Apple…
The Big Apple Bash (Jay McShann album, 1979)
Jazz pianist, vocalist, composer, and bandleader Jay McShann (1916-2006) released the album The Big Apple Bash (1979). It was recorded at the Atlantic Recording Studios in New York City. Wikipedia:…
“New Year resolution going well, no chocolate. Not even thinking about it. Not even in my vocadbury”
"is struggling to remove the word chocolate from his voCadbury" was posted on Twitter by Colin G. Hill on July 23, 2009. "Vocadbury" is a jocular portmanteau word from…
“What’s a drummer’s favorite vegetable?”/“Beets.”
A drummer riddle is: Q: What’s a drummers favorite vegetable?A: Beets (Beats). "beets. RT @mattmangano: What is a drummers favorite vegetable?" was posted on Twitter by Holly Frees on…
“What is the only 4-letter word sport that starts with a ‘T’?”/“Golf.”
"Major global sport. Four letters. Starts with a T"/"Quiz answer: Golf! (Geddit?)" was posted on the Sydney (NSW) Morning Herald on May 16, 2009. "RT @realgmackenzie: Name…
“What’s a drummer’s favorite vegetable?”/“Beats.”
A drummer riddle is: Q: What’s a drummers favorite vegetable?A: Beets (Beats). "beets. RT @mattmangano: What is a drummers favorite vegetable?" was posted on Twitter by Holly Frees on…
“I’m doing my best to remove the word ‘chocolate’ from my vocadbury”
"is struggling to remove the word chocolate from his voCadbury" was posted on Twitter by Colin G. Hill on July 23, 2009. "Vocadbury" is a jocular portmanteau word from…
The Big Apple Bash (Jay McShann album, 1979)
Jazz pianist, vocalist, composer, and bandleader Jay McShann (1916-2006) released the album The Big Apple Bash (1979). It was recorded at the Atlantic Recording Studios in New York City. Wikipedia:…