“Who called it a salad with chicken and not breast in plants?”
"Breast implants" are different than "breast in plants," but there are jokes. "Putting chicken under a salad is the closest I've come to feeling breast in plants"…
Brown Sadness Water (decaf coffee)
"Decaf coffee? You mean brown sadness water?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'When someone offers me decaf, I just think, "Why are you trying to give me…
“What do you call someone who’s sexually attracted to Greek cheese?”/“A feta-shist.”
There is no feta (a Greek cheese) in the words "fetish" or "fetishist," but there are jokes. "Fetashist" (feta + fetishist) is a jocular portmanteau word.…
“Hashbrowns are goyische latkes”
Latkes (often described as Jewish potato pancakes) have been compared to hash browns. "hash browns are just latkes for the goyim" was posted on Twitter by rob shostak on May 6, 2011.…
“When someone offers me decaf, I think, ‘Why are you trying to give me your brown sadness-water?’”
"Decaf coffee? You mean brown sadness water?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'When someone offers me decaf, I just think, "Why are you trying to give me…
“Hash browns are just goyish latkes”
Latkes (often described as Jewish potato pancakes) have been compared to hash browns. "hash browns are just latkes for the goyim" was posted on Twitter by rob shostak on May 6, 2011.…
“Decaf coffee? You mean brown sadness water?”
"Decaf coffee? You mean brown sadness water?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'When someone offers me decaf, I just think, "Why are you trying to give me…
Project UnVeritas (Project Veritas nickname)
Project Veritas is a journalism website known for its undercover reporting videos. The organization was founded by James O'Keefe in 2011. Some critics of the truth ("veritas" in…
“Mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole”
"Guys, if we call avocados 'Mexican Potatoes' then we can also start to call mashed potatoes 'Irish Guacamole'!" was posted on Twitter by Daniel S. Pumpkins on June 8,…
“My life is a very complicated drinking game”
"My life is a very complicated drinking game" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "'My life is a very complicated drinking game'" was posted on…
“Airline pilots are the truckers of the sky”
Airline pilots have been compared to truck drivers. "Pilots are like the Truckers of the Sky. Sky Truckers!" was posted on Twitter by Jas Romain on June 30, 2010. "Pilots are the…
“When Dracula shops online, he keeps clicking ‘Your Account’”
"Your account" shouldn't be confused with "You're a Count," but there are several Count Dracula puns. "RT @GaryDelaney: I bet Dracula does all his shopping…
“You can’t put a crown on a clown and expect a king”
"You can't put a crown on a clown and expect a king" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is often meant to refer to a United States president. The origin of…
“I’m so old I can remember when the only fake news was the National Enquirer”
Donald Trump was elected U.S. president on November 8, 2016. He did not get along well with the mainstream media, and he called CNN (and others) as "fake news." Many people previously…
“Hash browns are just latkes for gentiles”
Latkes (often described as Jewish potato pancakes) have been compared to hash browns. "hash browns are just latkes for the goyim" was posted on Twitter by rob shostak on May 6, 2011.…
“Latkes are just Jewish hash browns”
Latkes (often described as Jewish potato pancakes) have been compared to hash browns. "Often called 'Jewish hashbrowns,' potato latkes land on the table frequently during…
“I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on ‘Your Account’”
"Your account" shouldn't be confused with "You're a Count," but there are several Count Dracula puns. "RT @GaryDelaney: I bet Dracula does all his shopping…
“Twizzlers are just vegan Slim Jims”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“What’s the past tense of Swiss cheese?”/“Swass Cheese.”
"As my boi @SMii7Y put it, is the past tense of Swiss cheese swass cheese?" was posted on Twitter by Nicholas Gasson on November 20, 2018. "Is the past tense of swiss cheese, swass…
Rising Apple (New York Mets blog)
Rising Apple is a blog about the New York Mets baseball team that was started in 2011. It is part of the Fansided series of sports blogs. The name "Rising Apple" is from the New York…