“If you can’t change your mind, then you’re not using it”
"If you can't change your mind, (then) you're not using it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you can't change your mind - Then you're not…
“Some of y’all are going to keep trusting the Government until your pronouns are ‘was/were’”
"Some of y’all are going to keep trusting the Government until your pronouns are ‘was/were'" (or "Some of y’all are gonna keep trusting the Government until your pronouns…
“If you can’t change your mind, you’re not using it”
"If you can't change your mind, (then) you're not using it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you can't change your mind - Then you're not…
“Please stand here until you realize your government is brainwashing you” (floor sticker)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in social distancing, and many businesses placed small circles on the floor at cash registers where people could stand in line at the proper distance.…
“Cheese puffs are just boneless Cheetos”
Cheetos (a crunchy corn puff snack brand) has been compared to cheese balls and cheese puffs. "Cheetos are cheese balls elongated" was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs on August 27,…
“Think while it’s still legal”
"Think while it's still legal" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "THINK! WHILE IT'S STILL LEGAL!!" was posted on the newsgroup…
Soup of the Night (soupe de la nuit; soupe du soir; soup du soir)
There is a "soup of the day" (soup du jour) served in many restaurants, but not "soup of the night" (soupe de la nuit; soupe du soir; soup du soir). "Soup of the…
“Indian food has entered the chaat”
"Chaat" or "chāt" (savoury snacks popular in India) shouldn't be confused with an internet "chat," but there are jokes. "West Indian food has entered the…
“Waiter, my soup is cold.”/ “It’s Gazpacho.”/ “Well, Gazpacho, my soup is cold.”
Gazpacho is a cold vegetable soup. It's not the name of a waiter, but there's a restaurant joke: Diner: Waiter, my soup is cold.Waiter: It's Gazpacho.Diner: Well, Gazpacho, my soup…
Criminal Disinformation Center (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is, according to Wikipedia, the leading national public health institute of the United States. The CDC played an important role in the Covid-19…
“Indian yogurt sauce has entered the chat”
"Chaat" or "chāt" (savoury snacks popular in India) shouldn't be confused with an internet "chat," but there are jokes. "West Indian food has entered the…
“Soup of the Day implies that there is another dark and mysterious evening soup…Soup of the Night”
There is a "soup of the day" (soup du jour) served in many restaurants, but not "soup of the night" (soupe de la nuit; soupe du soir; soup du soir). "Soup of the…
“Indian food has entered the chat”
"Chaat" or "chāt" (savoury snacks popular in India) shouldn't be confused with an internet "chat," but there are jokes. "West Indian food has entered the…
“Soup of the day implies another, possibly even seductive, soup of the night”
There is a "soup of the day" (soup du jour) served in many restaurants, but not "soup of the night" (soupe de la nuit; soupe du soir; soup du soir). "Soup of the…
Corona Disinformation Center (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is, according to Wikipedia, the leading national public health institute of the United States. The CDC played an important role in the Covid-19…
“Coffee is my reward for being a grown up”
Coffee can be a reward. "Coffee is my reward for waking up alive today" was posted on Twitter by ɞȏѧċ jѧċҡṡȏṅ on November 26, 2010. "coffee is my reward for waking…
“Coffee is my reward for being an adult”
Coffee can be a reward. "Coffee is my reward for waking up alive today" was posted on Twitter by ɞȏѧċ jѧċҡṡȏṅ on November 26, 2010. "coffee is my reward for waking…
“Computers were down at work. It took me 20 minutes to shuffle the cards to play solitaire”
Some employees play solitaire at work, such as during down time or on breaks. A joke was posted on Twitter by Burt on June 18, 2015: "Our computers were down today, we had to do everything…
“Coffee is my reward for sleeping”
Coffee can be a reward. "Coffee is my reward for waking up alive today" was posted on Twitter by ɞȏѧċ jѧċҡṡȏṅ on November 26, 2010. "coffee is my reward for waking…
Federal Bureau of Insurrectionists (Federal Bureau of Investigation or FBI nickname)
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has been perceived by many to have a political agenda to its investigations. Some critics have comments that the FBI seems to bust plots largely of its own…