“Socialism is just diet communism”
"Socialism" has been called "diet communism." That is, the speaker believes that communism is bad, and that socialism is just a slightly slower way to get to communism. "RT…
The worst part of spanking a disobedient child in the supermarket is…”
"The worst thing about spanking a disobedient child in the supermarket is having absolutely no idea who’s child it is" was posted on Twitter by Marty Fields on May 5, 2015. "The…
“What would you call a super successful poultry farmer?”/“Chick magnate.”
"Chick magnet" (where women are "chicks") shouldn't be confused with "chick magnate" (where young chickens are chicks), but there are jokes. "My grandfather…
“Ever notice how some people talk louder when they drink? That’s why alcohol is listed by volume”
"Ever notice how some people talk louder when they drink? That's why alcohol content is listed by volume" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "ever…
“The days of good grammar has went”
"The days of good grammar has went" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by "Bring ice cream" on October 10, 2009. TwitterBring ice…
“What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?”/“Barklava.”
"Baklava" is a layered pastry dessert made of filo pastry, popular in Mediterranean countries such as Greece and Turkey. Some people have suggested that there should be a dog treat called…
“Mimosa es su mosa”
"Mimosa es so mosa" or "Mi mosa es su mosa" (a joke on the term "Mi casa es su casa," or "My house is your house") is a jocular saying that has been printed…
ShitChute (BitChute nickname)
BitChute is a video hosting service, similar to YouTube. Some critics of BitChute's content have called it "ShitChute." (The Urban Dictionary defines "shit chute" as the…
“Slim Jims are just greasy meat sticks”
Slim Jim is an American snack brand, but it can be an acquired taste. For many people, a Slim Jim tastes like grease and leather. "SlimJims are greasy meat sticks, i dare you to squeeze…
“Elections have consequences and stolen elections have serious consequences”
"Elections have consequences" is a political saying that became popular in the 1980s. "Stolen Elections Have Consequences: Unelected Fascist Franken Denies Lieberman an…
“Slim Jims are beef scented leather”
Slim Jim is an American snack brand, but it can be an acquired taste. For many people, a Slim Jim tastes like grease and leather. "SlimJims are greasy meat sticks, i dare you to squeeze…
“The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges” (property sign)
"The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges" is a jocular property sign that has been printed on many images. "Notice in a British farm field:…
“Stolen elections have consequences”
"Elections have consequences" is a political saying that became popular in the 1980s. "Stolen Elections Have Consequences: Unelected Fascist Franken Denies Lieberman an…
“Slim Jims are just spicy leather”
Slim Jim is an American snack brand, but it can be an acquired taste. For many people, a Slim Jim tastes like grease and leather. "SlimJims are greasy meat sticks, i dare you to squeeze…
“Maybe broccoli doesn’t like you either”
Many people do not like broccoli. "Maybe broccoli doesn't like you either" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I bet broccoli doesn't like YOU…
“Slim Jims are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat grease wrapped in leather”
Slim Jim is an American snack brand, but it can be an acquired taste. For many people, a Slim Jim tastes like grease and leather. "SlimJims are greasy meat sticks, i dare you to squeeze…
“Monotony is a bored game. Monopoly is a board game”
Monopoly is a favorite board game. "Monotony is my favorite bored game" is jocular saying, with "Monotony" for "Monopoly" and "bored" for "board."…
“If you can question it, it’s science. If you can’t question it, it’s propaganda”
Some people try to end an argument by simply stating, "It's science!" However, the science can be questioned. "If you cannot question it, it’s not science. It’s…
“Due to panic buying, Walmart has opened a second register”
Walmart stores have a reputation for not having enough registers open. "Due to panic buying, Walmart has opened a second register" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke…
“Monotony is my favorite bored game”
Monopoly is a favorite board game. "Monotony is my favorite bored game" is jocular saying, with "Monotony" for "Monopoly" and "bored" for "board."…