“If the broom fits, fly it”
"If the broom fits, fly it" -- a Halloween saying referring to witches flying brooms -- has been printed on many images. It's a variation on the saying, "if the shoe fits, wear…
“Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture”
Triscuit is a brand of snack crackers. Many people do not like the taste. "Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture" is a saying that has…
“You’re never too old to beg for free candy” (Halloween saying)
Are some people to old to go out trick-or-treating on Halloween? "You're never too old to beg for free candy" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Sex is cool, but have you ever fucked the system?”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterSELF₿ANKT & SOVEREIGN@selfbanktSex is cool but have you ever fucked The System? #Bitcoin4:12 PM · May 10, 2021·Twitter for Android Twitterashley…
“What you allow is what will continue”
Entry in progress -- BP "What you allow is what will continue" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Twitter [Tulip]@sadtsk"What you allow is what will continue"-…
“I can’t work today. There’s a huge ball of fire emitting deadly radiation” (joke)
An employment joke has been printed on many images: Employee: I can't work today. There's a huge ball of fire emitting deadly radiation.Boss: You can't skip work today because…
“What’s a Meta for?”
On October 28, 2021, Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that the company would be known as Meta, Inc. There were several jokes, such as "What's a Meta for?"…
“The government has no plans to return your freedom. How long will it take to realize that?”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterAlfalfa&Thyme@MasterTeacher03The government has no plans to return your “freedom”5:36 PM · Jul 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone TwitterShivambu@GamurogerThe…
“If you are heathy, they lose money”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterMatias Page Heavy large circle HORMETIK@Hormetik"If you are healthy they lose money"We've been saying this since forever. But it's amazing to see…
“What’s a Meta?”/“Nothing. What’s a Meta with you?”
On October 28, 2021, Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that the company would be known as Meta, Inc. There were several jokes, such as "What's a Meta for?"…
“I’m not a conspiracy theorist. You’re a fucking idiot”
"I'm not a conspiracy theorist... You're a fucking idiot" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Totally clear. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, you're…
“Triscuits are the only snack that taste exactly like the box they come in”
Triscuit is a brand of snack crackers. Many people do not like the taste. "Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture" is a saying that has…
“What’s a Meta you? Gotta no respect! Wadda you think you do? Ahh shuddup you Facebook!”
On October 28, 2021, Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that the company would be known as Meta, Inc. There were several jokes, such as "What's a Meta for?"…
“Dried grapes are my raisin d’être”
"Raison d'être" ( French for "reason for being") has nothing to do with raisins, but there are jokes. "I absolutely live for small dried fruits. They're my…
“A person of unspecified gender walks into a bar..” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." This version was posted on Sickipedia on October 27, 2021: "A person of unspecified…
“Dried fruit is my raisin d’être”
"Raison d'être" ( French for "reason for being") has nothing to do with raisins, but there are jokes. "I absolutely live for small dried fruits. They're my…
“I live for small dried fruits. They’re my raisin d’être”
"Raison d'être" ( French for "reason for being") has nothing to do with raisins, but there are jokes. "I absolutely live for small dried fruits. They're my…
“Confused sultana scone seeks raisin d’être”
"Raison d'être" ( French for "reason for being") has nothing to do with raisins, but there are jokes. "I absolutely live for small dried fruits. They're my…
“I live for dried grapes. They’re my raisin d’être”
"Raison d'être" ( French for "reason for being") has nothing to do with raisins, but there are jokes. "I absolutely live for small dried fruits. They're my…
“Common sense is like deodorant. Those who need it most never use it”
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it (the) most never use it" (or "Common sense is like deodorant. Those who need it most never use it) is a saying that has been…