Vaccine Bouncer or Vax Bouncer or Vaxx Bouncer
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some mandates, such as vaccination requirements to enter restaurants and indoor entertainments. Some of these establishments hired a "vaccine…
“Who would name their company FedEx? That’s two things that I never want showing up at my door”
"FedEx" originally stood for "Federal Express," but a joke has it stand for something else. "Why the name @FedEx? That's two things I would not want showing up at my…
“Cacti are just goth cucumbers”
Cacti and pickles have both been called "goth cucumbers." "Cactus is just a giant goth cucumber" was posted on Twitter by B0regasmic on May 17, 2015. "A cactus is just a…
“I want to start selling an alcoholic fermented rice wine spiked with viagra—For Fucks Saké”
Saké is Japanese rice wine. It looks like the word "sake," and is sometimes used jocularly in the expression "for fuck's sake." "for fuck's sake (like for…
“When life gives you Lenins, make Leningrad”
“If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” is a popular saying. "Lemons" is replaced with "Lenin(s)" in jocular political variations of the adage. "When life gives…
“Sex in return for rice wine? For fucks, sake”
Saké is Japanese rice wine. It looks like the word "sake," and is sometimes used jocularly in the expression "for fuck's sake." "for fuck's sake (like for…
“What do you call two salads madly in love?”/“Hopeless romainetics.”
"Romainetic" (romaine lettuce + romantic) is a portmanteau word that is somewhat popular on Valentine's Day (February 14). "The gigolo, now in his salad days, was still…
“When life gives you Lenins, make vodka”
“If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” is a popular saying. "Lemons" is replaced with "Lenin(s)" in jocular political variations of the adage. "When life gives…
“When is the employee Christmas party for self-checkout at Walmart?”
Many people who do self-checkout at a store such as Walmart feel like they are working there -- and deserve an employee Christmas party. "When is the Employee Christmas Party for Self-Check at…
Romainetic (romaine lettuce + romantic)
"Romainetic" (romaine lettuce + romantic) is a portmanteau word that is somewhat popular on Valentine's Day (February 14). "The gigolo, now in his salad days, was still…
“When life gives you Lenin, squeeze the means of production”
“If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” is a popular saying. "Lemons" is replaced with "Lenin(s)" in jocular political variations of the adage. "When life gives…
“When life gives you Lenin, make Leninade”
“If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” is a popular saying. "Lemons" is replaced with "Lenin(s)" in jocular political variations of the adage. "When life gives…
“Lettuce hearts are great for Valentine’s Day because they’re so romainetic”
"Romainetic" (romaine lettuce + romantic) is a portmanteau word that is somewhat popular on Valentine's Day (February 14). "The gigolo, now in his salad days, was still…
“Christmas is more of a deadline than a holiday”
"Christmas is more of a deadline than a holiday" (or "Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday") is a saying that has been printed on many images. For people buying…
“Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday”
"Christmas is more of a deadline than a holiday" (or "Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday") is a saying that has been printed on many images. For people buying…
“Twitter isn’t an app. It’s a lifestyle”
Twitter has affected many lives. "Twitter isn't (just) an app, it's a lifestyle" is a saying. "'@JadeGooch19: Twitter isn't an app. It's a lifestyle.'…
“Musicians are just therapists that you can party with”
"Musicians are (just) therapists that you can party with" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "'Musicians are therapists that you can party…
“Politics and crime, they’re the same thing”
"Politics and crime, they're the same thing" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The line was said in Italian by the character Don Tommasino (played by Vittorio Duse)…
“December 25th feels more like a deadline than a holiday”
"Christmas is more of a deadline than a holiday" (or "Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday") is a saying that has been printed on many images. For people buying…
“Politics and crime are the same thing”
"Politics and crime, they're the same thing" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The line was said in Italian by the character Don Tommasino (played by Vittorio Duse)…