“Cilantropist—someone who’s generous with cilantro in their recipes”
"Cilantropist" or "cilanthropist" (cilantro + philanthropist) is a jocular portmanteau term for a lover of cilantro, or someone who gives away cilantro to others. "What do…
“What do you call the new girl at the bank?”/“The Nutella!”
Nutella is a brand of sweetened hazelnut cocoa spread. Some people pronounce it like "new-tella," and they wonder if there is or was an "Oldtella." "Nutella: better than…
“Nutella? Did the bank get rid of the old tella?”
Nutella is a brand of sweetened hazelnut cocoa spread. Some people pronounce it like "new-tella," and they wonder if there is or was an "Oldtella." "Nutella: better than…
“You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day”
"You can't fix stupid" is a saying of American stand-up comedian Ron White. "You can't fix stupid but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day" is a saying…
“What does Santa drink?”/“White Claus.”
White Claw Hard Seltzer has nothing to do with Santa Claus, but there are jokes. "Does Santa drink White Claus?" was posted on Twitter by Nath on October 18, 2018. "Does Santa drink…
“Bacteria multiply when they divide”
"Bacteria defies the laws of Mathematics. It 'multiplies' when it 'divides' #OMGFacts" was posted on Twitter by Saimah on April 13, 2010. "Bacteria multiply when…
“White Claw should release a peppermint flavor and call it Santa Claws”
White Claw Hard Seltzer has nothing to do with Santa Claus, but there are jokes. "Does Santa drink White Claus?" was posted on Twitter by Nath on October 18, 2018. "Does Santa drink…
“Cells multiply when they divide”
"Bacteria defies the laws of Mathematics. It 'multiplies' when it 'divides' #OMGFacts" was posted on Twitter by Saimah on April 13, 2010. "Bacteria multiply when…
“What’s Santa’s favorite alcoholic drink?”/“White Claus.”
White Claw Hard Seltzer has nothing to do with Santa Claus, but there are jokes. "Does Santa drink White Claus?" was posted on Twitter by Nath on October 18, 2018. "Does Santa drink…
“You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day”
"You can't fix stupid" is a saying of American stand-up comedian Ron White. "You can't fix stupid but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day" is a saying…
“Why did the bacterium fail its math class?”/“Because it multiplies when it divides.”
"Bacteria defies the laws of Mathematics. It 'multiplies' when it 'divides' #OMGFacts" was posted on Twitter by Saimah on April 13, 2010. "Bacteria multiply when…
“What’s Santa Claus’s favorite drink?”/“White Claws.”
White Claw Hard Seltzer has nothing to do with Santa Claus, but there are jokes. "Does Santa drink White Claus?" was posted on Twitter by Nath on October 18, 2018. "Does Santa drink…
“You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Twitter every day”
"You can't fix stupid" is a saying of American stand-up comedian Ron White. "You can't fix stupid but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day" is a saying…
“1% control the world. 4% are their puppets. 90% are asleep. 5% know and try to wake up the 90%”
"1% control the world. 4% are their puppets. 90% are asleep. 5% know and try to wake the 90%. The 1% use the 4% to prevent the 5% from waking up the 90%" is a saying that has been printed…
“Why was pot roast sad?”/“Bae leaves.”
A "bay leaf" has nothing to do with a "bae," but there are jokes. "Q: What's the most heartbreaking herb? A: Bae leaves" was posted on Twitter by Normal Kane on…
“Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer”
"Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer/coffee/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine" was posted on Twitter by Peter Nguyen on August…
“What’s the most heartbreaking herb?”/“Bae leaves.”
A "bay leaf" has nothing to do with a "bae," but there are jokes. "Q: What's the most heartbreaking herb? A: Bae leaves" was posted on Twitter by Normal Kane on…
“Is the Sunday after Black Friday known as Black Sabbath?”
"Black Friday" is the Friday following Thanksgiving, a traditional start of the Christmas shopping season. It's sometimes suggested that the following Saturday or Sunday should be…
“Be nice. Be useful. Bring coffee”
"Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer/coffee/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine" was posted on Twitter by Peter Nguyen on August…
“What day comes after Black Friday?”/“Black Sabbath.”
"Black Friday" is the Friday following Thanksgiving, a traditional start of the Christmas shopping season. It's sometimes suggested that the following Saturday or Sunday should be…