“My family told me to get help for my drinking…so I hired a bartender”

“My family told me to get help for my drinking…so I hired a bartender” is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.
       
“My family said ‘get help for my drinking’ so I hired a bartender. #drinking #bartenders #whiskey #beer” was posted on Twitter by Man v Liver on May 16, 2013.
   
“‘I saw a sign today that said My family told me to get help for my drinking. So I hired a bartender.’ - credit to @DimCity13” was posted on Twitter by SDP on March 19, 2016. “Check out TIN SIGN My family told me to get help for my drinking so I hired a BARTENDER” was posted on Twitter by Poormansden Store on April 25, 2017.
     
     
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Man v Liver
@ManVLiver
My family said ‘get help for my drinking’ so I hired a bartender.
#drinking #bartenders #whiskey #beer
3:09 PM · May 16, 2013·Twitter Web Client
   
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Brandon Stokes
@ChiSoxStokes
My family said I need help with my drinking problem, so I hired a bartender
5:44 AM · Jul 23, 2014 from La Salle, IL·Twitter for Android Tablets
   
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Bean
@BeanBoi1da
My parents said get help for my drinking… so I hired a bartender http://instagram.com/p/rGsbqlvadJ/
2:00 AM · Jul 31, 2014·Instagram
   
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Intoxicated Jesus
@TheIntoxicatedJ
My family said “get help with my drinking” so I hired a Bartender
11:05 AM · Sep 9, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
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Skip Hoodwink
@skiphoodwink
My friends and family have been urging me to seek help with my drinking.  So I hired a bartender.
12:31 AM · Jan 6, 2016·Twitter Web Client
       
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SDP
@softballscifi
“I saw a sign today that said My family told me to get help for my drinking. So I hired a bartender.” - credit to
@DimCity13
2:06 PM · Mar 19, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Poormansden Store
@marswe2
Check out TIN SIGN My family told me to get help for my drinking so I hired a BARTENDER #Novelty http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=152524744243&roken=cUgayN&soutkn=YvC2H0 via
@eBay
3:20 PM · Apr 25, 2017·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/dirtydaversfg November 4, 2017
My friends said that I need help with my drinking
So I hired a bartender!!
     
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Yours Truly
@Beboflo
My family told me to get help with my drinking, so I hired a bartender
6:48 PM · Dec 16, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Toni
@ToniToni2021
My doctor told me to get help for my drinking
So I hired a bartender.
5:30 AM · Jan 11, 2022·Twitter for Android
 
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cynicalanalyst
@cynicalanalyst2
My family told me to get some help for my drinking….
So I hired a bartender
2:29 AM · Feb 6, 2022·Twitter Web App