“What are Santa’s favorite potato chips?”/“Crisp Pringles.”
"Kris Kringle" can sound like "crisp Pringles" (Pringles is an American brand of stackable potato-based crisps), and of course, there are jokes. "Last night I was visited…
“Whipped cream is just milk that enjoys BDSM”
"Whipped cream" has nothing to do with BDSM, but there are jokes. "Whipped cream comes from cows that are into bdsm" was posted on Twitter by whiny teenager on May 20, 2012.…
“Govern me harder, daddy”
"Govern me harder, daddy" -- a satiric saying about government screwing the people -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic,…
“Unvaccinated people did their homework early on…”
Some people believed that the unvaccinated during the Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic were uneducated, while others stated that the unvaccinated examined the situation early and decided to remain…
“Why did the yo-yo cross the road?”/“It was walking the dog.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A yo-yo version is: Q: Why did the yo-yo cross the road?A: It was…
“Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the problem”
"Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the problem" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from Jonathan Mead of Paid to Exist…
“We can’t eat inside. But we can eat outside. But it’s cold so we set up outside as inside”
When Covid-19 regulations made indoor dining impossible, many restaurants built outdoor structures. "We can’t eat inside. But we can eat outside. But it’s cold so we set up outside as…
“When the fact checkers are controlled by the same people doing the lying, what do you call it?”
"When the fact checkers are controlled by the same people doing the lying, what do you call it?" (or "What's it called when the people doing the fact checking are controlled by…
“What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica?”/“Penguine.”
"Linguine" is a pasta. The continent of Antarctica doesn't have a "penguine" or "penguini" pasta made for (or of) penguins -- and there is no such named pasta…
“What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?”/“Crisp Pringles.”
"Kris Kringle" can sound like "crisp Pringles" (Pringles is an American brand of stackable potato-based crisps), and of course, there are jokes. "Last night I was visited…
“Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake”
"As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake" (or "Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them…
“Why are Chinese restaurant owners the best renters?”/“Because they’re lo mein tenants.”
"Low maintenance" can sound like "lo mein tenants," and of course, there are Chinese restaurant jokes. "why are Chinese restaurant owners the best renters?: Because…
“What’s a killer whale’s favorite pasta?”/“Penguini.”
"Linguine" is a pasta. The continent of Antarctica doesn't have a "penguine" or "penguini" pasta made for (or of) penguins -- and there is no such named pasta…
“I’ve decided to dress as a different bread every day next week. Roll on Monday”
"Roll on, Monday" is an expression. It has nothing to do with bread rolls, but there are jokes. "I have decided, from next week I am going to dress as a different type of bread every…
“Frozen yogurt is just hipster ice cream”
Frozen yogurt has been described as "hipster ice cream." "frozen yogurt is like hippie ice cream" was posted on Twitter by Ask(; on July 14, 2010. "Strawberry and green tea…
“Kombucha is just hipster Gatorade”
Kombucha has been compared to Gatorade. "#kombucha is hippie gatorade" was posted on Twitter by Tom Grappa on January 24, 2011. "kombucha is yuppie gatorade" was posted on…
“Kombucha is the IPA version of juice”
Kombucha has been compared to an IPA (India pale ale). "Kombucha- is that an IPA?" was posted on Twitter by David Lawrence on January 30, 2017. "kombucha is the new ipa!!! - i say 2…
“Kombucha is hippie Gatorade”
Kombucha has been compared to Gatorade. "#kombucha is hippie gatorade" was posted on Twitter by Tom Grappa on January 24, 2011. "kombucha is yuppie gatorade" was posted on…
“Kombucha is just spicy soda”
Kombucha has been compared to soda. "kombucha is literally spicy soda" was posted on Twitter by @gowonflop on May 26, 2019. "How y'all ain't tell me Kombucha is just spicy…
“Kombucha is just a non-alcoholic IPA”
Kombucha has been compared to an IPA (India pale ale). "Kombucha- is that an IPA?" was posted on Twitter by David Lawrence on January 30, 2017. "kombucha is the new ipa!!! - i say 2…