“Probiotics imply the existence of amateurbiotics”
There are “probiotics,” but no “amateurbiotics” or casualbiotics” or “conbiotics”—except in jokes.
“I don’t really want to pay for probiotics if I don’t even know if they’ll make a difference, so I’m trying Amateurbiotics first” was posted on Twitter by Ian F. Hood on October 15, 2009. “probiotic implies the existence of inferior amateurbiotic and novicebiotics” was posted on Twitter by parker on May 2, 2019. “probiotics imply the existence of amateurbiotics” was posted on Twitter by mike on November 2, 2019. “probiotics imply the existence of amateuriotics” was posted on Twitter by Ry on July 25, 2020. “Probiotics imply the existence of amateurbiotics” was posted on Twitter by A Celestial Bean on September 12, 2020.
“the opposite of probiotics conbiotics?” was posted on Twitter by RGHK on June 10, 2010. “When probiotics expire, do they become conbiotics? #crystalthoughts #Health” was posted on Twitter by Crystal DaPistol on August 2, 2017. “the existence of probiotics imply the existence of conbiotics” was posted on Twitter by lauren on April 10, 2021. “Does this also mean that probiotics imply the existence of conbiotics?” was posted on Twitter by Johto League Champion Kimia on January 7, 2022.
“Probiotics imply the existence of casual biotics” was posted on Twitter by Cowboy Dan on April 27, 2020. “The fact that probiotics exist indicate that casualbiotics also exist and they’re just bacteria that sit in your gut playing Xbox and eating Cheetos 24/7” was posted on Twitter by sexcine advocate on April 27, 2021. “Probiotics imply the existence of casualbiotics” was posted on Twitter by Joseph Duszak on May 17, 2021.
Wikipedia: Probiotic
Probiotics are live microorganisms promoted with claims that they provide health benefits when consumed, generally by improving or restoring the gut flora. Probiotics are considered generally safe to consume, but may cause bacteria-host interactions and unwanted side effects in rare cases. There is some evidence that probiotics are beneficial for some conditions, but there is little evidence for many of the health benefits claimed for them.
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Ian F. Hood 🇨🇦
@IanFHood
I don’t really want to pay for probiotics if I don’t even know if they’ll make a difference, so I’m trying Amateurbiotics first.
11:31 PM · Oct 15, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Gabe 🇺🇸
@G1NG3RM4N
As opposed to amateurbiotics RT @starZship Probiotics ? ?
12:11 AM · Dec 5, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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RGHK
@ClaimingCanvasis
the opposite of probiotics conbiotics?
8:09 AM · Jun 10, 2010·Twitter SMS
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Ken Erickson
@QuantumBobcat
Probiotics are MUCH better than amateurbiotics #shouldbeobvious
8:48 PM · Nov 29, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Haz
@Michael_Haz
Explaining to someone in a grocery store that probiotics are better than amateurbiotics.
Not sure she’s buying it…....
8:52 PM · Jan 23, 2014·TweetDeck
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Alan the home monkey
@ArtsySAHD
Eating my lemon Greek yogurt because it has probiotics for my poop!
I don’t use those amateurbiotics.
#SAHD
8:39 AM · May 5, 2014·TweetCaster for Android
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Sally Gore
@mandosally
I wonder why antibiotics aren’t called, “conbiotics.” We have probiotics, why not cons? #ThoughtsWhileEatingYogurt
1:26 PM · Mar 27, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Antonio Graceffo
@Brooklynmonk
“Do you really need to take probiotics after antibiotics?” I’m still taking amateurbiotics
7:24 PM · Jul 25, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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Crystal DaPistol
@CrystalMacabre
When probiotics expire, do they become conbiotics? #crystalthoughts #Health
9:34 PM · Aug 2, 2017·Twitter for Android
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JeffT
@jefbt
If theres probiotics are there conbiotics? 🤔
4:06 PM · Aug 12, 2018·Facebook
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Grosdoriane
@Grosdoriane
“Probiotics” imply the existence of antibio- actually, hold on, nevermind about this one. Forget it.
7:03 PM · Apr 4, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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parker
@momappreciator
probiotic implies the existence of inferior amateurbiotic and novicebiotics
5:27 PM · May 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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mike
@mikem0neybags
probiotics imply the existence of amateurbiotics
11:24 PM · Nov 2, 2019·Twitter Web App
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shitfuegbrossay
@shitfuegbrossay
The existence of probiotic implies the existience of an amateur biotic. They’re pretty good just didn’t get as many D1 offers coming out of highschool
8:57 PM · Dec 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Cowboy Dan
@FGCowboyDan
Probiotics imply the existence of casual biotics
10:36 PM · Apr 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Ry
@ryandonohu3
probiotics imply the existence of amateuriotics
1:35 PM · Jul 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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A Celestial Bean
@jbhuenemann
Probiotics imply the existence of amateurbiotics
1:14 PM · Sep 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Tyler Osborn
@tylerosborn
Probiotics imply the existence of amateurbiotics
5:39 AM · Oct 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Babblin’ Brooke
@babblinbrooke4
Probiotics imply the existence of amateurbiotics. Follow me for more pointless garbage.
9:51 PM · Jan 10, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Cup of J☕e. 🍁
@I_Bl33d_Purple
Probiotics imply the existence of amateur biotics.
5:49 PM · Feb 10, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Joe Lee
@joelee__
Probiotics imply the existence of amateurbiotics.
8:46 AM · Mar 2, 2021·Twitter for Android
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lauren
@trrordomeig
the existence of probiotics imply the existence of conbiotics
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Kat Dennings@OfficialKat · Apr 10, 2021
There’s a lot of data on probiotics but very little on conbiotics
10:49 PM · Apr 10, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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sexcine advocate
@jackisveryhot
The fact that probiotics exist indicate that casualbiotics also exist and they’re just bacteria that sit in your gut playing Xbox and eating Cheetos 24/7
6:18 PM · Apr 27, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Joseph Duszak
@joe_peppe_
Probiotics imply the existence of casualbiotics
7:36 PM · May 17, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Lucy Kitten
@LucyKDenver
probiotics imply the existence of amateurbiotics.
7:57 PM · Aug 25, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Johto League Champion Kimia
@KimOdinsdottir
Replying to @TeakStilts and @iKerochu
Does this also mean that probiotics imply the existence of conbiotics?
5:32 AM · Jan 7, 2022·Fenix 2
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Willman
@willmanduffy
probiotics imply the existence of amateurbiotics
10:36 PM · Feb 14, 2022·Twitter Web App