“Snowbanks imply the existence of snow credit unions”
A snowbank is a mound of snow. It's not like a bank that has money, but there are jokes. "Snowbanks multiplying everyday...gonna withdraw me some snowmoney #SnowStacks" was posted on…
“Ice water is just water with pulp”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterArthur Marshall@ArtymarshCrushed ice is just pulp for water1:56 PM · Apr 7, 2018·Twitter for Android Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/NorthStarsHD April 10,…
“The Grinch never hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair”
"Just so we're clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. How the Grinch Stole…
“Home fries imply the existence of away fries”
"Home fries" is a popular breakfast dish of fried potatoes, cut in chunks or wedges and usually served with onions. You can get "home fries" at restaurants (outside the home),…
“Crushed ice is just pulp for water”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterArthur Marshall@ArtymarshCrushed ice is just pulp for water1:56 PM · Apr 7, 2018·Twitter for Android Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/NorthStarsHD April 10,…
“A snowbank implies the existence of snowmoney”
A snowbank is a mound of snow. It's not like a bank that has money, but there are jokes. "Snowbanks multiplying everyday...gonna withdraw me some snowmoney #SnowStacks" was posted on…
“Snow banks imply the existence of snow bank heists”
A snowbank is a mound of snow. It's not like a bank that has money, but there are jokes. "Snowbanks multiplying everyday...gonna withdraw me some snowmoney #SnowStacks" was posted on…
“Top Ramen implies the existence of Bottom Ramen”
Nissin Foods produces Top Ramen noodles; there is no "Middle Ramen" or "Bottom Ramen," but there are jokes. “I’m so broke, I can only afford Bottom Ramen” is a related…
“If you can see through the illusion, then you are the solution”
"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have been…
“Legality isn’t a guide to morality”
"Legality isn't a guide to morality" is a saying that is shown on a poipular image that also states: "THE HOLOCAUST WAS LEGAL -- HIDING JEWS WAS CRIMINALIZEDSLAVERY WAS LEGAL --…
“If you can see through the illusion, then you are part of the solution”
"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have been…
“What do you call baby snowmen?”/“Chill-dren.”
"what do you call baby snowmen? chill-dren" was posted on Twitter by belley belle on January 8, 2014. "Chill-dren" is a pun on "chill" and "children."…
“I went to McDonald’s and ordered 2 large fries. They gave me around 75 tiny ones instead”
"Large fries" and "small fries" are the same size of french fries -- the "large" order just contains more of them. "mcdonalds employee: please sir, get off the…
“I ordered two large fries, not a hundred little ones!”
"Large fries" and "small fries" are the same size of french fries -- the "large" order just contains more of them. "mcdonalds employee: please sir, get off the…
“Resist or cease to exist”
"Resist or cease to exist," "Resist every day or cease to exist" and "Start to resist or cease to exist" are slogans that have been printed on many images.…
“Onions force you to mourn their death”
Cutting an onion can make a person have tears. "onions force you to mourn their death" was posted on Twitter by Pennylane & Yumi on June 2, 2010. "Onions make you mourn their…
“Where do wasps go for lunch?”/“A bee-stro.”
A "bistro" doesn't necessarily have "bees" (or wasps), but there are jokes. "Where do wasps go for lunch? A bee-stro!" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June…
“Resist every day or cease to exist”
"Resist or cease to exist," "Resist every day or cease to exist" and "Start to resist or cease to exist" are slogans that have been printed on many images.…
“Start to resist or cease to exist”
"Resist or cease to exist," "Resist every day or cease to exist" and "Start to resist or cease to exist" are slogans that have been printed on many images.…
“The cost of joining the Roman Numeral Society was exactly $499. I didn’t have ID”
In Roman numerals, D=500 and I=1. "ID" is 500-1 or 499. "This girl wrote the roman numeral for 499 as ID on her math test lmaoooo" was posted on Twitter by David Hill on October…