Tokambrian (token + Cambrian); Tokambrian Explosion
"Tokambrian" (token + Cambrian) is a term that was coined by TwitterSal the Agorist@SallyMayweatherThe most obvious black swan rn is the tokenization of everything; a real Tokambrian…
“Hashbrowns are just breakfast french fries”
Hash browns (hashbrowns) have been called "breakfast french fries." Many people frown on having french fries for breakfast, but find having hash browns for breakfast to be socially…
“Hash browns are just breakfast french fries”
Hash browns (hashbrowns) have been called "breakfast french fries." Many people frown on having french fries for breakfast, but find having hash browns for breakfast to be socially…
“Hash browns are just a socially acceptable way to eat french fries for breakfast”
Hash browns (hashbrowns) have been called "breakfast french fries." Many people frown on having french fries for breakfast, but find having hash browns for breakfast to be socially…
“Hash browns are just socially acceptable breakfast french fries”
Hash browns (hashbrowns) have been called "breakfast french fries." Many people frown on having french fries for breakfast, but find having hash browns for breakfast to be socially…
“We give our heads and our hearts to our country. One country, one language, one flag!”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Pledge of AllegianceBalch pledgeAn early pledge was created in 1887 by Captain George T. Balch, a veteran of the Civil War, who later became auditor of the New…
“Praising the government for reopening the country is like thanking your abuser when they stop”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many lockdowns and reopenings. Many people believed that the lockdowns were unnecessary. "Praising the government for reopening your state is…
“Praising the government for reopening the province is like thanking your abuser when they stop”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many lockdowns and reopenings. Many people believed that the lockdowns were unnecessary. "Praising the government for reopening your state is…
“Praising the government for reopening your state is like thanking your abuser when they stop”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many lockdowns and reopenings. Many people believed that the lockdowns were unnecessary. "Praising the government for reopening your state is…
“My wife asked me to take her to one of those places where they make the food in front of you…”
At a restaurant such as Benihana, they make the food in front of diners. They also make the food in front of customers at Subway, a fast food chain restaurant. "#wifeher if her idea of a…
Catchupino or Catchupcino (catch up + cappuccino)
Cappuccino is a popular coffee drink. "Catchupino" or "catchupcino" (catch up + cappuccino) is a jocular term based on a similar sound. "Yup, over a cup of…
“Brussels sprouts are just cabbage nuggets”
Brussels sprouts have been described as cabbage nuggets. "Brussels sprout cabbage nugget nasty ass shit" was posted on Twitter by noah.on August 16, 2014. "Brussels sprouts - cabbage…
“Pretty excited. Our loan was approved. We’re closing on a full tank of gas this weekend”
Gas prices can be expensive, and a joke compares it to getting a bank mortgage for a house. "Pretty excited. Our loan was approved. We’re closing on a full tank of gas this weekend" was…
“Every state is my enemy, but no people are my enemy”
"Every state is my enemy, but no people are my enemy" was posted on Twitter by American author and libertarian commentator Tom Woods on March 2, 2022. "No man is my friend. No man is…
“How do you make a Black Russian?”/“Get the BBC to remake Dr. Zhivago.”
A cocktail riddle is: Q: How do you make a Black Russian?A: Get the BBC to remake Dr. Zhivago. A "Black Russian" is a cocktail. Dr. Zhivago (1965) is a classic film, set in Russia in…
Catchupcino or Catchupino (catch up + cappuccino)
Cappuccino is a popular coffee drink. "Catchupino" or "catchupcino" (catch up + cappuccino) is a jocular term based on a similar sound. "Yup, over a cup of…
“What’s up, sir?”/“The opposite of syrup?”
There is no "sir up" in "syrup," but there are jokes. "'What's up sir?' ...'the opposite of syrup?'" was posted on Twitter by Derek on January…
“Might have to start doing some of that shady Klondike Bar shit for a gallon of gas soon”
"Might have to start doing some of that shady Klondike Bar shit for a gallon of gas soon" is a saying about high gas prices that has been printed on many images. "What would you do…
“If Manwich changed their recipe, would it be called Tranwich?”
Manwich is a brand name of a canned sloppy joe sauce. There is no "Tranwich" or "Transwich," but there are jokes. "chicken breast and meat balls? Call it a tranwich"…
“I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors”
Sub sandwich shops have trademarked the "sub contractor" name joke since the 1980s. "Not a fan of pun business names but a sandwich catering company named 'sub contractor'…