“The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook. Ever”
“The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook. Ever” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
“The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook 😊)” was posted on Twitter by @SaraEl_Araby on May 31, 2014. “The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook” was posted on Twitter by Lauren Hunter on June 12, 2014. “The secret to a clean kitchen is simple !! DON’T COOK” was posted on Twitter by brace face on June 15, 2014.
“The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook EVER” (shown on an image by thecrazynutsmom.com) was posted on Twitter by Tammy 💕🍀🐇🍒🍀🐇💕 on July 15, 2014. “The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook ever” was posted on Twitter by MAMR on July 19, 2014. “The secret to a clean kitchen is don’t cook… ever!! http://thoughtsofangel.com/2014/08/23/the-secret-to-a-clean-kitchen-is-done-cook-ever/” was posted on Twitter by John C Elliott on August 23, 2014.
Both versions—with and without “ever”—probably originated on images.
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﮼ساره﮼العربى
@SaraEl_Araby
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook 😊)
10:13 AM · May 31, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Lauren Hunter
@LaurenHunter_1
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook.
10:09 AM · Jun 12, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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brace face ★
@KAT_LET_IT_GO
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple !! DON’T COOK
3:51 PM · Jun 15, 2014·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Tammy 💕🍀🐇🍒🍀🐇💕
@PinkChocoCandy
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook EVER.
(This is also shown on an image from thecrazynutsmom.com.—ed.)
3:52 AM · Jul 15, 2014·Twitter for Android
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MAMR.
@maiiaamr
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple.
Don’t cook ever.
2:27 AM · Jul 19, 2014·Twitter for Android
Twitter
John C Elliott
@herbietheone
The secret to a clean kitchen is don’t cook… ever!! http://thoughtsofangel.com/2014/08/23/the-secret-to-a-clean-kitchen-is-done-cook-ever/
1:54 PM · Aug 23, 2014·Twitter for Websites
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TITISIMONE
@latititips
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook EVER lol ☺️😊😃 #housewife 🔛 😅 https://instagram.com/p/1ZBttatPlK/
6:06 PM · Apr 12, 2015·Instagram
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koreanguru
@mackiesferma
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook ever!
7:48 PM · Jul 31, 2015·Twitter for iPad
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UNA Dining
@UNA_Dining
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple: don’t cook. Ever. Get your meal plan here: http://unaportal.una.edu
10:30 AM · Sep 21, 2017·Sprout Social
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saravanakumar
@Saravan06237953
Replying to @elonmusk @RationalEtienne and @Crypt0men
Hidden Tips Today:-The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook, Ever
6:54 AM · Jul 5, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Sarcastic Babe
@_sarcastichumr
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple.
Don’t cook, Ever.
7:11 AM · Feb 6, 2022·Twitter for Android
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𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐂. 𝐒𝐀
@ArchSA_
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple.
Don’t cook, Ever.
9:09 AM · May 30, 2022·Twitter for iPhone