“I need a maycation. I may come back and I may not”
"I need a maycation. I may come back and I may not" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Maycation" is a portmanteau of "may" and…
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"I need a maycation. I may come back and I may not" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Maycation" is a portmanteau of "may" and…
Some cheese is grated. For cheese that is not grated, there is a riddle: Q: What do you call a cheese that refuses to go on pasta?A: Ungrateful. The pun was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 2,…
Topology is concerned with the properties of a geometric object that are preserved under continuous deformations. There is no "bottomology," but there are jokes. "since there's…
"Snow" (for snowboarding) is not a verb like "skate" (for skateboarding) and "surf" (for surfboarding). "You surf on a surfboard, but you don't snow on a…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A klutz version is simply: "A klutz walks into a bar." This is an anti-joke.…
Topology is concerned with the properties of a geometric object that are preserved under continuous deformations. There is no "bottomology," but there are jokes. "since there's…
Topology is concerned with the properties of a geometric object that are preserved under continuous deformations. There is no "bottomology," but there are jokes. "since there's…
"I'm not anti-system. The system is anti-me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Yo no soy antisistema, es el sistema es antiyo" is also shown on several…
"If a 747 can carry the space shuttle, then I call bullshit on overweight luggage fees" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If an everyday Boeing 747 can carry a whole…
"The closer I get to nature, the farther I am from idiots" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The closer you are/get to nature, the further you are from idiots"…
"If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying. "If/When life gives you melons, you may/might be dyslexic" is a jocular variant that has been printed on many…
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: TwitterTwitter is an American microblogging and social networking service on which users post and interact with messages known as "tweets". Registered…
"I'm not anti-system. The system is anti-me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Yo no soy antisistema, es el sistema es antiyo" is also shown on several…
"If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying. "If/When life gives you melons, you may/might be dyslexic" is a jocular variant that has been printed on many…
A helicopter riddle is: Q: Why don't helicopters fly in the morning?A: Twirly "Twirly" sounds like "too early." The joke is from Reddit-Jokes by MoeBacon4246 on June 3,…
The Cable News Network (now called CNN) began in 1980 as the first all-news 24-hour television network. "NPC" (non-player character) means a video game character controlled by the…
"K-9" can mean "canine" (a dog). "K-9" can also mean "kindergarten-9th grade." "My dog training school teaches grades K-9" was posted on Twitter by…
"If the government has enough money to give/send to foreign countries, then the government is taking too much money from taxpayers" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
There are jellybeans, but no peanut butter beans. "I like jelly beans, but infinitely better would be peanut butter beans" was posted on Twitter by Ben Cobb on April 4, 2011. "Ok I…
"I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. "haven't even been to…