“Poppy seeds are the glitter of the bagel world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Everything bagels are just glitter bombs for your kitchen”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Sesame seeds are the glitter of food”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Poppy seeds are the glitter of food”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Sesame seeds are nature’s glitter”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Poppy seeds are nature’s glitter”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
Jewish Glitter (the toppings on an everything bagel)
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up?”/“The mean increases.”
"What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up? The mean increases" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on September 7, 2018. The word "mean" means…
“Everything bagels are the glitter of the food world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“A person with no face and no name who loves to eat is omnomynous”
"Nom nom" is the sound of that the Cookie Monster Muppet character from the children's television show Sesame Street makes when he eats. "Omnomynous" (or…
“When you don’t know whether or not someone is eating something, are they omnomymous?”
"Nom nom" is the sound of that the Cookie Monster Muppet character from the children's television show Sesame Street makes when he eats. "Omnomynous" (or…
“What do you call someone who eats food secretly?”/“Omnomynous.”
"Nom nom" is the sound of that the Cookie Monster Muppet character from the children's television show Sesame Street makes when he eats. "Omnomynous" (or…
Omnomymous (nom nom + anonymous)
"Nom nom" is the sound of that the Cookie Monster Muppet character from the children's television show Sesame Street makes when he eats. "Omnomynous" (or…
Omnomynous (nom nom + anonymous)
"Nom nom" is the sound of that the Cookie Monster Muppet character from the children's television show Sesame Street makes when he eats. "Omnomynous" (or…
“If you ever hear me order decaf coffee, I’ve been kidnapped and I’m trying to signal you”
"If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've been kidnapped and I'm trying to signal you" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people”
"The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Bob Armstrong on July 5, 2021. It's uncertain who…
“My body is a temple. Therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes”
"My body is a temple. Therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “@Anrkiss: If the church is tax exempt and my…
“Went to the bathroom without my phone… Just like my ancestors used to do”
Some people cannot be without their phones. "Went to the bathroom without my phone…Just like our ancestors used to do" was posted on Twitter by Amish Super Model on April 12, 2022.…
“Went to the bathroom without my phone… Just like our ancestors used to do”
Some people cannot be without their phones. "Went to the bathroom without my phone…Just like our ancestors used to do" was posted on Twitter by Amish Super Model on April 12, 2022.…
“I do what I can to make the world a happier place. For example, I had my coffee today”
"I do what I can to make the world a happier place. For example, I had my coffee today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I do what I can to make the world a happier…