“Thanks to Millennials I now have to specify if I want my coffee hot or cold”
"Coffee" has almost always meant "hot coffee," and "iced coffee" is "cold coffee." However, "coffee" orders now require the information…
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“I hate pending payments. Just take that shit so I can start my healing process”
"I hate pending payments. Just take it already so I can start my healing process" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I hate pending payments. Just take that shit…
“We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy”
U.S. President John F. Kennedy said this in his "moon speech" at Rice University in Houston, Texas, on September 12, 1962: "We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon…
“We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy”
U.S. President John F. Kennedy said this in his "moon speech" at Rice University in Houston, Texas, on September 12, 1962: "We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon…
“Only government is incompetent enough to be in the business of forcibly extracting money…”
"Only government is incompetent enough to be in the business of forcibly extracting money from people and still come out bankrupt" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone..”
"Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
“If I die after I pay my rent, sit me on the couch till da 30th”
"if i die after i pay my rent, i want y’all to put my body up on the couch until the 31st of the month. need to get my money’s worth" was posted on Twiter by saint like laurent on May…
“Only the government is incompetent enough to be in the business of stealing money…”
"Only government is incompetent enough to be in the business of forcibly extracting money from people and still come out bankrupt" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to baggage claim…”
"Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just like take whatever bag you want" was posted on Reddit --…
“Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to the baggage claim…”
"Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just like take whatever bag you want" was posted on Reddit --…
“If I die right after I pay my rent, sit me on my couch ‘til the 31st”
"if i die after i pay my rent, i want y’all to put my body up on the couch until the 31st of the month. need to get my money’s worth" was posted on Twiter by saint like laurent on May…
“You don’t grow out of Legos, you just graduate to Ikea”
IKEA is a store that sells ready-to-assemble furniture. It's often been compared to children's LEGO plastic construction toys. "Start with LEGO, graduate to IKEA" was posted on…
“Dear New Year’s Resolution, Well, it was fun while it lasted. Sincerely, January 2nd”
"Dear New Year’s Resolution(s), Well, it was fun while it lasted. Sincerely, January 2nd" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke originated on the website…
“Cheers to pour decisions”
"Cheers to (making) pour decisions" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Pour decisions" is a pun on "poor decisions." "🍀cheers to pour…
“Taxes are essentially just an annual subscription to the country you live in”
"Taxes are essentially just a yearly subscription to the country you live in. Childhood is the free trial" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This quote was posted on…
“Dear New Year’s Resolutions, Well, it was fun while it lasted. Sincerely, January 2nd”
"Dear New Year’s Resolution(s), Well, it was fun while it lasted. Sincerely, January 2nd" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke originated on the website…
“Cheers to making pour decisions tonight”
"Cheers to (making) pour decisions" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Pour decisions" is a pun on "poor decisions." "🍀cheers to pour…
“And here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning”
"Here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning" (or "And here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Oh for…
“Here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning”
"Here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning" (or "And here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Oh for…
“Cheers to making pour decisions”
"Cheers to (making) pour decisions" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Pour decisions" is a pun on "poor decisions." "🍀cheers to pour…