“What did the shark bring to the party?”/“A sharkuterie board.”
"Charcuterie" has nothing to do with sharks, but the mostly jocular term "sharkcuterie" or "sharkuterie" (charcuterie for sharks, or containing shark meat) is…
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“If your coffeeshop has one of those passive aggressive ‘no wifi pretend it’s the old days’ signs..”
"If your coffee shop has a passive aggressive 'no wifi pretend it's the old days' sign I'm gonna smoke in there & pay 50 cents for coffee" was posted on Twitter by…
“Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with a person cooking”
"Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking" is a cooking saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is…
“If a surfer gets eaten by a shark, is what they were surfing on a sharkcuterie board?”
"Charcuterie" has nothing to do with sharks, but the mostly jocular term "sharkcuterie" or "sharkuterie" (charcuterie for sharks, or containing shark meat) is…
Sharkuterie (shark + charcuterie)
"Charcuterie" has nothing to do with sharks, but the mostly jocular term "sharkcuterie" or "sharkuterie" (charcuterie for sharks, or containing shark meat) is…
Sharkcuterie (shark + charcuterie)
"Charcuterie" has nothing to do with sharks, but the mostly jocular term "sharkcuterie" or "sharkuterie" (charcuterie for sharks, or containing shark meat) is…
Billionaire Capital of the World
The "billionaire(s) capital of the world" is the city where the most billionaires live. This is not always New York City, although New York is usually in the top five. Forbes (an American…
“You can love your country without having to love your government”
"You can love your country without having to love your government" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Description 'You can love your country without having to…
“Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 2nd”
"Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st" is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on many images. The joke begins with the hours of a…
“Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st”
"Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st" is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on many images. The joke begins with the hours of a…
“She’s some kind of ugly that even Jack Daniels can’t fix”
"She's not that ugly. -- Jack Daniel's/Daniels" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Jack Daniel's is a brand of Tennessee whiskey.…
“She’s not that ugly.—Jack Daniels”
"She's not that ugly. -- Jack Daniel's/Daniels" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Jack Daniel's is a brand of Tennessee whiskey.…
“I need my coffee because sometimes this mouth wakes up before my brain does”
"I need my coffee because sometimes this mouth wakes up before my brain does" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I need my coffee because sometimes this mouth…
“There’s nothing a cup of coffee can’t fix. If not, make it two”
"There’s nothing a cup of coffee can’t fix. If not, make it two" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images “There’s nothing a cup of coffee can’t fix. If not, make…
“A salad is just a deconstructed sandwich”
Reddit -- Showerthoughts Posted by u/33K0 August 21, 2017A salad with croutons is like a deconstructed sandwich Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/asdfgzxcv83848 April 29, 2018A salad is just a…
“Trail mix is just a deconstructed granola bar”
Trail mix has been compared with a granola bar. "Revelation of the day: trail mix is just a deconstructed granola bar" was posted on Twitter by Lisa DeSantis on April 18, 2014.…
“Chicken and dumplings is just deconstructed chicken pot pie”
Chicken and dumplings is a dish that has been compared to chicken pot pie. "Husband wants 'deconstructed chicken pot pie'. How is this not chicken and dumplings?" was posted on…
“Chicken and dumplings are just a deconstructed chicken pot pie”
Chicken and dumplings is a dish that has been compared to chicken pot pie. "Husband wants 'deconstructed chicken pot pie'. How is this not chicken and dumplings?" was posted on…
“Roses are red. Freethinkers are few. If you keep obeying orders you’ll have a chip inserted in you”
"Roses are red. Free thinkers are few. If you keep obeying orders you'll have a chip inserted in you" is an anti-government poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are…
“Tacos are just deconstructed cheeseburgers”
A taco has sometimes been called a "deconstructed cheeseburger." "Ketchup on tacos is a deconstructed cheeseburger" was posted on Twitter by Bath Salt Sloth on January 2, 2016.…