“I better get a good grade on my son’s science fair project”
Many parents do most of the work on a child's science fair project. "I hope I get an A on my daughter's science fair project" was posted on Twitter by Andie Johnson on January…
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“I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally”
"I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally" (or "I do all my own stunts, but/just not intentionally") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“I do all my own stunts, just not intentionally”
"I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally" (or "I do all my own stunts, but/just not intentionally") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“I do all my own stunts, but not intentionally”
"I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally" (or "I do all my own stunts, but/just not intentionally") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass?”/“Phil.”
A name riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on October 7, 2022: Q: What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass?A: Phil. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/EditorNo2545 October 7, 2022What do…
“Capitalism: Funding all other -isms since 1776”
"Capitalism: Funding all other -isms since 4000 BC" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, capitalism provides financial prosperity so that people can afford to adopt…
“All I want is a two-income household and to live alone”
"All I want is a two-income household and to live alone" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "all I want is a two-income household & to live alone" was…
“A fraudster who installs kitchen worktops got arrested. He was charged with counter fitting”
"Counterfeiting" shouldn't be confused with "counter fitting," but there are jokes. "Two men were arrested for aligning granite slabs in a kitchen. They were charged…
“If I had a dollar for every time socialism worked, I would have $0…”
"If I had a dollar for every time socialism worked, I would have $0. Coincidentally if it did work, I would also have $0" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If I had…
“Well, That Didn’t Work: A Brief History of Socialism and Communism” (book title)
"Well, That Didn't Work: An Abbreviated History of Communism" (a jocular title of a book) has been printed on many images. "'Well, that didn't work' - a brief…
“Well, That Didn’t Work: An Abbreviated History of Communism” (book title)
"Well, That Didn't Work: An Abbreviated History of Communism" (a jocular title of a book) has been printed on many images. "'Well, that didn't work' - a brief…
“Cabinet installer arrested! Charged with counter fitting”
"Counterfeiting" shouldn't be confused with "counter fitting," but there are jokes. "Two men were arrested for aligning granite slabs in a kitchen. They were charged…
“Socialism works so well that people build boats from trash to escape it”
"Socialism works so well that people build boats from trash to escape it" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying refers to the many images, for example, of Cuban…
“Capitalism: Funding all other -isms since 4000 BC”
"Capitalism: Funding all other -isms since 4000 BC" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, capitalism provides financial prosperity so that people can afford to adopt…
“Be the reason why someone gets mad over a fucking meme”
"Be the reason why someone gets mad over a (fucking) meme" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Be the reason why someone gets mad over a fucking meme" (shown…
“Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done and to hate people you’ve never met”
"Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven't done and to hate people you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American stand-up comedian…
“Be the reason why someone gets mad over a meme”
"Be the reason why someone gets mad over a (fucking) meme" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Be the reason why someone gets mad over a fucking meme" (shown…
“It’s not that I can’t speak until I’ve had my coffee. It’s just that my words are buffering…”
"It's not that I can't speak until I've had my coffee. It's just that my words are buffering while the caffeine loads" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“Monday. You. Bastard.”
"Monday. You. Bastard." is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, the tradition start of the work week. "Hello, Monday. You bastard" was…
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met”
"Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven't done and to hate people you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American stand-up comedian…